Urban Dictionary your name

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  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Sam

    Sam is a total fucking ****. You can't trust that ratty little shit stained bastard. Even though his dick is huge and he's super cute you should just stay away from him. He's bad news bears.
     
  2. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    we have the same name.
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    ....
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    fucks sake :frown:
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    MATT

    Masturbating After Touching Titties.

    or

    Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

    Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
    Fundala: Which strip club?
    Fundita: I never asked his preference.
     
  6. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    My name is MATTHEW not MATT.
     
  7. Kamran

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    I put Camren this time

    A really sexy man, who believes he is white but is truly black and his fellow ****** Ryan always tries and show him this but he refuses to believe it, he is also a pimp masta plus wit the bitches and hoes
    Damn Camren you been working those Big ass muscles out?
     
  8. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    see, i prefer the opposite. my mum and girlfriend call me matthew when i'm pissing them off.
     
  9. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Matthew is my god given name call me it you punks. Don't get me started on Mat - Mathew.
     
  10. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    I'm sorry It You Punks :(
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

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    it you punks, you are so cool.
     
  12. Fingermouse

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    A disparging term used for a male that offers sexual services to other males, usually of a high powered and affluent cosmopolitan background.

    a girl that sleeps in here own vommit and enjoys getting pregnant

    He is a character from Soul Calibur series. The pirate from Ryukyu(present-day Okinawa, Japan), led a crew of trustworthy men and lived carefree on the high seas. Having traveled throughout the seas of Asia, he looked to the west for new lands to explore and sailed a southerly route towards Europe

    the GREATEST guy in the world...
     
  13. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    I love all three of these definitions... =D

    1. Justin

    Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
    1:Hey, honey
    2:Hey
    1:I bought you some flowers
    2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

    2. justin

    a ridiculously huge cock
    he's hung like justin

    3. justin

    1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
    2.genious
    3.has tons of friends
    person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

    person 2: You're a real justin
     
  14. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    i used to be bleach blond.... have you not seen those pics !!!??

    awwww

    hahahaa




    some of them are soooo funny :rofl:
     
  15. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    santa cruz 70 up, 14 down

    buy santa cruz mugs, tshirts and magnets
    the best place to find crip dank in america
    Check it out my city has the best weed in america!! take that suckkass. Its true though.
    And check out my name too!! Lol I think they are just trying to flatter everybody.
    Alex 7376 up, 2406 down

    buy alex mugs, tshirts and magnets
    noun.
    Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
    Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
    Dacre
    noun describing a person, meaning to be out of all contact with friends and family; having no aweness of world around them due to having entered a state of believed trans-enlightenment. (or lost mobile / not paid home phone bill / avoiding creditors etc)
    I've not heard from him for ages - he's done a Dacre
     
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    Dacre
    noun describing a person, meaning to be out of all contact with friends and family; having no aweness of world around them due to having entered a state of believed trans-enlightenment. (or lost mobile / not paid home phone bill / avoiding creditors etc)
    I've not heard from him for ages - he's done a Dacre
     
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    The highest compliment a mother can give her daughter is to name her My Name.
    At birth her mother said; I shall name her My Name because she is destined for greatness.

    Wow, kinda diggin' this definition.:2thumbsup:
     
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    odon Slightly Popular

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    :rofl::frown:
     
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