Valentines Day

^ As a lover and apparently follower of Valentine's day, I'm offended.. Valentine's day is not a trend, it's a tradition, and a lovely one...
"idiotic clueless sheep"? I think that's a little much... and it's technically not a marketing scheme.. Valentine's day has a history connected to St. Valentine

 

Not sure what to get the special man in your life for Valentine's Day? How about a chocolate version of your butthole!

Thanks to a company called Edible Anus, you can now send chocolate shaped buttholes to your boyfriend (or enemies) and scare the shit out of them.

For just $39.95, you can give your man the perfect reminder that he should probably make a point to eat your ass some time tonight!

The entire casting process takes around a half hour and is done using alginate gel, which is the same substance dentists use to take mouth molds.

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/

 

Roses are romantic
Buttholes are dramatic
Chocolate is fantastic
but not inside your butt

 

Every year the local news will come out with a statistic that people spend an average of "X" dollars for Valentine's day. (This morning they said $142) Considering that I spend nothing and I know people who spend nothing, someone out there is spending a lot of money.

 

but but for only $39.95

 

obviously they would have to be voluntary, and only between people who accepted all of each other. the pinup, if its who i think it is, that was my mother's era. and i think when i was in highschool i may have met her when she was in her 40s or 50s. when she became obviously adolescent, as in that picture, she had to retire from acting in child roles. her life went on to other things. i believe at some point in her older life she was ambassador to some country or other. that is, if i'm not completely all wrong about who that is in the picture.

 

Valentine's Day is nice, but they should make it for everyone. One idea I have is for parks...they should set up little hearts on sticks so it's like you're walking through a heart garden.

 

Valentines day, is all about love...do with it what you will.
But you dont have to be taken in by all the hype, thats your own fault.

http://www.history.com/topics/valentines-day

 

RUSSELL STOVERS

 

Valentines day means less than nothing to me.Unless you're some kind of Adonis super-successful guy,it only goes to remind me of how few eligible women would even stroll hand in hand in the park,seriousness consider a weekend in Paris,or taken to an opposite extreme literally ran out of the room and never came back the moment her feminine instincts vibed that I was considering making an even vaguely romantic overture.I miss not having a partner at times,but the valentines deal just seems to further cement the commodification and a kind of systematizing of relations that begin to take on the aspect of a pre-packaged set of wish-fulfillments that a I just cannot provide.I think I'm probably looking for a woman who act like a gay man.In all honesty I don't actively seek out relationships,as apart from my cuter and sweeter sides,I largely think I'm a mentally unsound and disgusting nervous wreck with no appeal to the kind of fun,cultured attractive viby angel I secretly think I deserve.But these warm fuzzy babes are exactly the ones I am terrified of making any kind of moves on.I have good boyfriend potential,but with a strong handicap.Maybe some chance moment of serendipity will one day gift to me a lasting relationship with someone sticky,mucky and capable of sharing a life with someone as deeply fucked up as me.But if she doesn't show up,I can go it alone.Valentines is juvenile,just not the kind of juvenilia I enjoy.

 

You're fucking weird... I like it. Be my valentine? ❤

 

It is not that that idea is entirely bad (or extremely weird) but I didn't think a straight guy would come up with it. And also: who's they and are they gonna clean it up too? (if YOU would do it yourself you can also clean it up )

 

a gay guy can be my valentine

 

I think he's straight (sorry for confusing things neon!)

 

Of course, only voluntary to only people who accept.....
I am just not into the multiple thing at all, and I am sorry i keep losing my patience over this everywhere, but it is a constant stress I keep feeling someone keeps pushing on me for....and finally I just lose it....and being nice doesn';t work it seems when you say no to someone over and over again, so what does?

 

oh even better... ha ha

 

I do not stalk anyone or infiltrate all their friendships because I cannot have them....and I am so tired of it, you have no idea.....I am angry....fed up and sick of it.....
I am not that clever to fight it....I am not that clever to do anything....it seems....

 

This is the most dysfunctional Valentine thread to ever exist.
http://youtu.be/L8cCPH1qnYI

 

I'm straight. I just like making things pretty. Imagine a big stuffed animal putting ornaments on a Christmas tree and that's pretty much me. "They" are the people who like throwing parties, of course. Surely there is someone who could make a field of valentines to walk through and then take down. They put flags all over the courthouse yard on Veteran's Day in my hometown. I would think there would be a group of old ladies that like making dainty things to do the job.

Sure I'll be your valentine rainy.