virtual advent calendar

What about the one saying I wanted to do it too?

Would be nice to be noticed once in a while. I guess I'm obviously not as important as people like Dandy.

 

Your turn tomorrow Bob, because Dandy's already done one. Christmassy themed replies please! Dandy can open it on Saturday and Peekay is pencilled in for Sunday... stop fighting children!

Um, stockings...

 

eep! sorry....i feel baaaaaad :& oopsie mcdoopsie!
Roly.xxx

 

Okay where were the advent calendar openers yesterday...poor old 11th December it's little cardboard flap is still sadly shut ....you can't all go off to winter gatherings and other solstice indulgences without taking your advent calendar with you....shame on you all.


So....prises window open.....ahhhhhh......one blazing scarlet breast......a black come hither eye(whoops forgot this isn't UK filthy)....it's a robin! And a robin of such spectacular plumage and plumpness sitting perkily on a holly branch, covered in a light sprinkling of glitter.......

 

*Stumbles in and sees someone has forgotten to open door number 10* Bob! Wasn't it your turn? *waits in the corner patiently...*

Gingerbread men and spicy wine!

C'mon Bob!

~lovetulip.

 

We need more gingerbread then apparently... and the wine too...


BOB! BOB! The 10th door is still waiting to be opened...

~lovetulip.

And where is mr Showmet..? There's no-one to open door number 12... I am getting quite worried indeed about this caledar business...

 

Eeeek.

I was kidnapped and forced to camp in Derbyshire

Behind door number 10 is...

A can of Dr Pepper wearing a Santa hat. Merry Christmas!

 

I don't know, I go away for a few days and the whole thing falls apart! I don't know where Dandy and Roly went this weekend, probably out taking drugs and having sex, so I'll open yesterday's. I don't know, the youth of today!

Door 12 ... I can't quite get it open ... hmm, hang on a minute, this one opens inwards!

I push the door inwards to reveal a three dimensional, moving scene of rolling snow-covered hills at night, a snowstorm in progress and the sound of howling wind. Faintly in the background can be heard the jingle of bells... Ahh!

Anna! Where are you?

 

Eeks! I was still in the corner, waiting for the 12th door...

Hmm... let's see how this one works... door number 13... hang on... there!

There's a beautiful garden, all the apple trees and rose bushes are covered in snow, twinkling in the starlight like diamonds... Oh, and look! Someone has made tiny little castles of snowballs, with candles glowing inside them... Ahh!


~lovetulip.

 

*opens the next door* light enters the room...fills it...tis a bell...with a most glorious christmassy ring!Roly.xxx

 

On the 15th day of christmas what hides behind the door, but a roly poly father christmas struggling to put on his right sock... he's gotta start dressing now... it's already taken him two weeks to put on his left sock! Will he be dressed in time for the big night?

 

oi Mr showmet...i opened it!!! eep! it was a Christmas bell!!!!! haha!
BIG FLUFFLY CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS!!!!!
Roly.xxx

 

can I open one please..

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Roly, you did yesterday's, Dandy opened today's after midnight
Ellie's up for tomorrow

Yum yum yum mince pies!

 

Its day 16.. and its time to see what is in door number 16..

I wish I didnt bite my nails.. its very hard to get this one opened...

Here we go!!



Its arnold!! whachoo talkin about Willis



Ahhhhhhh nice!!

 

hahha.. I edited it damn you for being so quick

 

hmmmm

 

Where is 17....


Sparkly Ball balls!

 

Hmm, time to open door number 17 ..

I gently break the seal, open the door and ... wait. Is this some kind of joke? It's just white. Has someone opened the door already and stolen the picture? It doesn't look torn though. It's just a blank white square. The door was sealed when I opened it, or so I thought. Or maybe it's one of those "London in a snowstorm" things. Very funny, very postmodern. Hmm... Ahhh!