Warcraft instead of sex?

are you sure it would take up your ENTIRE life?

 

well i'm sure i would sleep for about 4 hours a night...

 

You could be spending that four hours having sex.

 

i obviously wouldn't have time for a job, thus i would not be able to afford the prostitutes...

plus if i didn't get at least 4 hours of sleep a night, i think i would quickly develop more serious health issues...

 

LOL!

They are a little pricey these days.

 

No I didnt you poo. I said if you read between the lines of relationship girls are the decider I was only half serious anyway.

 

We had a client who got busted. Since I had always wanted to know who much hookers charge, I asked him.

He said that for a hummer, it was $15.

 

Whats a hammer?

 

you work? who woulda thunk it?

 

It's hummer. It means a blowjob.

And, no. Girls don't decide anything.

 

HUMMER=BLOW JOB
(geez I was trying to be polite and not embarrass myself ) lol

 

Prax :Hah!

Oops I read that as hammer hehe

 

You're drunk.

 

I am not I have only been drunk for the past weekend. I am recuperating. I just put 7 bandaids on my feet. I lost my sandal last night and got many cuts.

 

i got sucked into the whole employment thing accidentally... trying my best to get the hell out of it...

 

That's wild. I like it.

We need to get you a little balm thingy, baby.

 

like polysporin? done and done.

 

My husband, for one.

Wait! Just 10 more minutes babe. I have to finish making this spell cloth....

Such a loser.

 

Poor women.

That's why I'm not marrying until I know I can make someone happy.

 

/wave
/flirt
/make out
/sex