washing your hands before

look under wear guy you need to lighten the fuck up
these forms are a way for me to have a good laugh
so i suggest you shut the fuck up

 

ew, who wakes up in the morning without putting latex gloves on, pfft, weirdos...

 

coming down are we?

 

no im still high but i think i could sleep if i tried

 

im a put those damn gloves on next time i piss
thats reminds of that movie twelve monkeys
when brad pitt is talking about germs

 

I suggest everybody get a really slow connection to the Internet that deffinitly focuses the mind to which threads you click on to.

Rasta' is this your name in Chinese?

 

and if you dont believe in germs just watch when your dick falls off
youll be wishing to listened to me

 

Why is this sort of for the fellas? Women wipe their snatch after they pee. Do you wipe yours?

 

Haha, you think women wipe, that's funny... That's a myth, we don't wipe..

 

i dont know wtf women do
and i kinda dont care

 

This hurts. I just got my chick to come out of her cage she's been hiding in since the last time someone called her plactic.

 

I don't mean to be too personal but doesn't your fur get wet after you wee wee? Hahaha

 

that might be because your gay..dont know thought just a guess

 

It's summer, the coat should be in the closet for now.

 

you should also wash your anus/penis after sex with your boy friend

 

i dont have anal sex and if i did i would wear a condom

 

eh, aren't you gay..? Or do you just like the receiving end..?

 

no just because im gay means i have to have anal sex
wtf sex is over rated any how

 

do you realize how dirty an asshole is yuck

 

I should wash my penis after takin a piss. My hands are far dirtier than my penis.