weird akward teenage sex story

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  1. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :rofl::rofl:

    :rofl:
     
  2. Katie89

    Katie89 Senior Member

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    I know I have to draw the line some where... i only have so much time ;)
     
  3. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I think I had more sex in my 15th year of life than any other year. Any sex was fucking marathon sex. Sex in the car, sex in the woods, sex in the bathroom at parties, sex in alleys, on playgrounds, at the beach..
    thoseeee were the days.

    TO THE OP: Have you talked to the girl since this happened? It musta been a pretty major blow to her self esteem you just leaving like that
     
  4. Chronic_Glass_Masta

    Chronic_Glass_Masta I like turtles

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    I was talking to her on msn just 2 minutes ago, and she sorta acted like it never happened.
     
  5. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    oh and what do u mean by she was doin it sideways??? i dont get that :confused: :rofl:
     
  6. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    You still wanna fuck her? You should tell her that you are willing to teach her a thing or two about giving domeski
     
  7. Chronic_Glass_Masta

    Chronic_Glass_Masta I like turtles

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    like she was flopping it around and not really doing anything effective...
     
  8. Chronic_Glass_Masta

    Chronic_Glass_Masta I like turtles

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    yeah mabye, but i doubt she would ask me to come over again after that whole fiasco
     
  9. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :rofl:

    this is too funny :rofl:

    that poor giirrll!!! lol

    just teach her :p
     
  10. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  11. Chronic_Glass_Masta

    Chronic_Glass_Masta I like turtles

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    lol this is really entertaining you isnt it
     
  12. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    yeah im sorry :rofl:

    i cant stop laughing :rofl:
     
  13. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    its the way your sayin it too tho "she was just floppin it around" :rofl::rofl:
     
  14. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Ya if you apologize or at least be honest about it now, maybe you can still get something out of her, since shes obviously horny.

    Haha, I just crack up about the handjob thing, I can totally relate. My first sexual experience in high school was almost exactly like your story, minus the alcohol and I at least stopped her and told her that she could either suck it, we have sex, or it's getting put away. A bad handjob can be painful.
     
  15. DeadHead723

    DeadHead723 Senior Member

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    your a bitch:D
     
  16. brack1936

    brack1936 Member Lifetime Supporter

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    My ex girlfriend had pretty much no idea what to do with it I don't think. If she did, she just wasn't any good. I on the other hand enjoyed every bit of her and never cared that she wasn't mistress of the ****. Am I allowed to say cock in this forum? Anyhoo, yeah I just used to give her head and climb on top and then shoot inside her. Not that any one of you wanted to know that. Well, maybe someone did because that is possibly useful information for anyone having relations with a girl who isn't too good when it comes to workin the gerkin.
     
  17. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    take his advice
     
  18. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    So, was this your 1st experience at a handjob? I apologize if it was.
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    you like a gril?!
     
  20. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Yo man! You fuckin' missed the sign!!! :p

    You should have lifted her head off your lap and slapped big ol' smooch on her. That would have erupted into a huge make out session. Then who knows what you could have done after that.

    Anyway, you need to get your ass back over there because this chick is DOWN and you better not let her go to waste man! :cheers2:
     

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