weird akward teenage sex story

You tell him girl :cheers2:

 

you're gay

 

lol that fucking SUCKS dude
either that whole story is bullshit, you're gay, or you were just too drunk
but wtf man if you even said shes pretty hot what are you doing going to feed your dog

 

This is really sad. What a missed opportunity. I had my first sexual experience at age 10. By 15 I would have been all over this. I doubt that we would have ever gotten to the movie. LOL
To be honest I don't know if you are gay or dumb.
Here a tip. If a girl invite you to her house while her parents are gone, she has an agenda. It most likely is not watching movies even if that what she tell you.
Better luck next time.

 

im all for strong women, but fem-dyke-nazis are scary and make me want to kill rabbits and put them on said fem-dyke-nazi's front step in violence-retaliation

 

this whole goddamn thread made me laugh. dude, u should have just run show after she started flopping ur shit around. u should have taken conrol, regained ur boner and stuck it so far up her pussy that the only thing she could do was moan.

 

:cheers2::cheers2:

thats more easily explained by misogyny, selfishness, ignorance, and simply being a bad lover lol

not to say everyone must be great at everything, but i never understood what the deal was....women always complain about how men are so bad at giving head, but i've always thought it was pretty easy, unless you're out of practice and your jaw gets a little tired (even then you man up and persevere until she's screaming, convulsing and crushing your head with her thighs reflexively....and when that happens, you STILL hold on for dear life like bullrider at a rodeo, see it through to the end....)

all it takes is even the slightest understanding of female anatomy, the will to persist through tired jaw muscles (if you get laid on the regular this shouldn't be an issue, though. the endurance builds quickly) and a genuine desire to make your partner cum.

damn, i haven't gotten laid in a LONG time, but i've NEVER EVER heard anything but incredible feedback for my technique, which gives us BOTH what we want, and i ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure to go down on a girl and get her off before i think about getting what will specifically please me...i figure girls are far more prone to being able to cum again and again, and there is no excuse for her to get off less frequently than me. the number of orgasms a partner achieves in a night should be at LEAST equal to mine.





okay, guys. i've heard over and over again that guys have a reputation for giving lousy oral sex. this is simply inexcusable if you expect your girl to EVER do anything special for you sexually. i have heard of a select few women who don't like receiving oral sex under any circumstances, but the majority love it, and in fact its often said that only about 30% of women can reach climax through penetration alone.

i'm no guru, but i've never heard ANYTHING bad in response to what i do, so if you have no experience or you don't do it often or simply don't know where to start, this is my amateur advice....

1) tease her. start by making out for a while, touching her. do whatever gets a good response, but don't move TOO very quickly. when moving to a new erogenous area, make sure to skim around it, giving her sensation very close to the spot but just missing it. i.e.: you have been making out, get her shirt and bra off, don't go straight to caressing/licking/pinching/whatever her nipples...nibble on her side, massage her breasts while avoiding her nipples, whatever, get creative. but the nipples, in most people, are quite sensitive, and building up anticipation before jumping into something makes it that much better for the recipient in most cases. this, of course, is much more important when you get to actually going down on her - don't go straight for the clit. tease her for long enough that she's about to go crazy and THEN give her what she wants

2) simply licking her pussy isn't enough. trust me, as a guy this is a bit of a downer, because it's a lot of fun and tastes amazing...i love it when i get just a little penetration with my tongue and i can taste her and such. it seems to feel quite nice for her, but it won't get her off. so this goes with teasing. when you get her pants off but still teasing her, use your mouth extensively. lick, kiss, caress, and otherwise stimulate her thighs, her tummy around the navel, and just below in the pubic region above the external genitalia. then move to the area directly surrounding the vulva, but not actually getting there. after a while of this, go for whats instinctive and lick her pussy for a while. she should enjoy it, and it will get her worked up, but you'll likely enjoy it more than her.

3) focus on the clitoris, and don't get too very repetitive. combine sucking and licking the clit and the area directly around it - this is what will get her off more than anything else. try switching it up, don't get into too repetitive a pattern unless she REALLY is responding well. if you find a good thing, stick with it, but often making it more or less "random" seems to get great results. if this doesnt come naturally, a common trick is to spell out the ABCs or spell out something else you know with your tongue.

4) penetration alone isn't enough, unless it's done just right. the G-spot is all important. it is not a distinct anatomical structure, but it does exist. to understand it best, it's necessary to realize that the clitoris is both significantly similar to the penis in both function AND structure. the clitoris, despite its external appearance, is roughly as large as many penises, but it is almost entirely internal.

the g-spot is simply the part of the vaginal wall which is closest to the highly sensitive internal portion of the clitoris, and provides more and different sensation when stimulated than when paying attention to the glans.

to stimulate the g-spot properly, it is easiest to finger her, two fingers works nicely. insert your fingers palm-side-up and curl your fingers as if you're saying "come here!" run the tips of your fingers back and forth inside her, and you'll hit it. once you pinpoint the spot (you'll notice a very slightly different feel, and her reaction should be a good giveaway) try not to stray too far

5)simultaneously stimulate the glans clitoris (orally) as well as the g-spot (using your fingers or a good toy) until she orgasms

6) remember that a female orgasm can last a lot longer than a male orgasm. just because she starts cumming doesn't mean you're finished. she may buck around and be hard to keep up with, but do your best until she's done. trust me.



anyway, it's all about building up a ton of anticipation and making her want it really badly, and almost leading her to wonder if it will ever actually happen.....and then build up more and more, and finally, at long last, really deliver. when you do it right, she'll be intensely satisfied and intensely grateful. trust me, if you are willing and able to give her what she wants, needs, and deserves, you may be surprised at how much more adventerous she may get in bed.


anyway, it's been a long while since i've done this as i've spent a long time single lately. and i'm not an expert and not extremely experienced...but like i said, i've NEVER had a complaint and have even heard the phrase "best ever" come from girls much more experienced than i. however, if anyone has any good pointers, corrections, or other suggestions that i haven't mentioned, definitely contribute.


sex is fun, but women are far more than toys for men's pleasure...though when getting kinky in a BDSM scenario i may say otherwise (i like being top), the actions don't follow and must please us both. men have a RESPONSIBILITY to be every bit as good a lover as they want their woman to be, and good oral sex is all important.

edit: i forgot to mention, just do what SHE likes. everyone is different and all the advice in the world wont help if its not good for her. its like when guys get head, a lot of guys prefer the bulk of the attention to be paid to the glans. i don't. i prefer attention closer to the base - i prefer being completely engulfed, i like feeling her get as far as she can on it. some guys prefer this to not happen. similarly, not EVERY woman will like it the same way, so go with the flow.

 

^^ hahahahahahha

*writes down* :leaving:

 

X2.



*slits wrist and crys*

 

:smilielol5::rofl:

 

uhh... how can anyone not give some rep points for this epic post. hopefully the op noob boy took something away from this. i do most of this but ehh i dont think its all necessary. ur right about one thing though and that is to do what she likes.

 

whore. i didn even make out till grade 7, its not like a man whore, i have some experience but not a ridicoulus amount. i guess as much as an average 15 year old.

and to everyone here, i know i was an asshole, and i talked to her on msn and she was all apologetic but i said no i was bieng a dick and we talked for hours( thats why i didnt reply to this thread much) and now she wants to do something next friday but where not sure what.

So mabye i can fix it. we will see. and ill use your guys advice ( espacially nestas, thanks that was very informative)

You guys are like the older brother or sister i never had (well i have and older brother but im pretty sure hes a virgin)

 

^HAAA awesome.

But seriously, remember that YOU are the best handjob you're ever going to get.

Everyone else has given you excellent advise... but watch out, some young girls have issues with receiving oral sex so make sure you aren't afraid to talk to this girl about what you're about to do and what you want (which I assume is to please and be pleased)

Final words: use the condom! :cheers2:

 

no girls can give u a better handjon than what u give urself. he may be young but u dont have to lie to him.

i agree u can talk to her... but not while ur tounge is in her vagina. its really difficult to talk like that.

DEF USE A CONDOM!!!

 

If you'd rather pleasure yourself then have a girl do it then thats your choice. If a girls got her hand on your dick how bad can that be?

 

:sifone:

 

not really...

maybe just because you're not doing it.



:leaving:

 

i love me a handjon...

 

^^ :rofl:

 

this is the best thread in a long time, besides the written thread.