weird akward teenage sex story

then you've obviously never gotten a bad one.

it can be painful.

 

mostly if she hits the jewels by accident

 

or if no variety of lubricant whatsoever is used and she tries to slide her hand across the skin rather than let the skin move with her hand. that friction can be extraordinarily uncomfortable, on the order of getting a blowjob but she can't keep her teeth from scraping you...

trust me, no handjob does not equate to not being pleasured by her, and yeah, no handjob is far superior to a bad handjob. even truer with oral sex.

 

I'm glad that some people agree with me. It's just a simple matter of experience, and in no way was I trying to imply that women should not be allowed to touch the penis. Of course being touched by someone else is exciting, but don't kid yourself and think that it's gonna be mind blowing, especially when it's done by someone you've never been with before, or someone who has never seen you jerk yourself. Even the most accomplished classical musician will get booed off stage at a britney spears concert.

 

this thread really makes me miss have sexual activity.

le sigh.

 

Yeah. I need a new girlfriend, asap

 

i wouldn't go that far.

i just need my old fuck buddy back

he was the best... really

 

I guess you're right, i've heard about these stories of girls putting their teeth on it and shit, i'd be like wtf r u doing?! and slap her with it ha jokes. but seriously, if she's bad then teach her, it's not rocket science. Just open your mouth and be like nah, you're doing it wrong, do it like this. Simple as that.

 

this is true. i have been given bad handjobs and bad blowjobs. they both can be painful. but i believe that a girl can make a handjob feel better than jerking ur own.

 

hit the G-spot with your tongue

 

imagine

 

God damn yes. I hate when they just wanna start jerking my dry dick. It's like start stroking your finger constantly and you'll understand.

Here's a song that sums it all up:

The Hand-Job Protest Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVII2e3UWyo

 

i only like hand jobs if she has the tip of my dick in her mouth at the same time.. slobbin all over that dick to keep it nice and lubed.. plain ol hand jobs from girls are boring.. i can do that shit myself

 

qft


Damn, this thread makes me depressed, I haven't even kissed anyone in almost a year and you leave the house when a girl walks half naked into the room and is basically demanding some kind of sexual action.

 

almost a year? its been over a year for me

 

Good god do we really suck that much

 

yeah.. but for that past year + i chose a large assortment of drugs and being anti-social over any sort of contact with people besides work

 

Hm I've had extended periods of the same problem

 

Tonight was one of my first nights kinda being out while in my state of sobriety.. and i actually felt pretty comfortable being in a semi busy bar.. when before i would be constantly anxious

 

whatr is qtf???