weird confessions

when I spill things I just rub it in the carpet and walk away and if someone finds it I blame it on the kids.

 

Flashing people is fun...I just wish I had more to flash.....lol

 

take it easy on your kids....geesh....

 

hey they are the only ones who dont get in trouble. when i say that everyone goes oh... ok... and thats the end of it lol

 

haha i do that too, but i blame it on my friends

 

I've also whored a girl out (without her knowing) cuz she made me mad

 

i randomly moon people including my mom and my teachers

 

I better stop confessing, I'm horrible...we could be here all night.

 

u had lots of good confessions it would be sad to see them stop

 

lol we should wreck havoc together sometime!

 

as long as your flashing people i will join you...haha

 

ok in that case...

my boyfriends grandmother caught us in the act and I ran and hid and she thought he was uh, having fun by himself... I got found though lol

 

ok you got a deal

 

I once de-virginized a kid on his parents bed while they were downstairs in the room under us

 

thats a good one!

 

ah memories.

was it you! viel woman!!

 

I once had my boyfriend ask a girl out that had a crush on him...I had him ask her out on a date one of the times that she was flirting with him...they went to the movies and he got up to go "to the bathroom" and left her there and we went out to have dinner...
I know it's mean...but that's what happens when you keep flirting with my boyfriend and being a bitch to me.....

That same boy used to always take like a half an hour in the bathroom to get ready....but he never fixed his hair or anything...I got so curious as to what he was doing that I peaked under the door...

 

damn right it was!

 

waheey! :sunglasse

 

i don't wash my hands after i sneeze...

i spit in a little girl's drink who was being mean to my sister
i steal money from my work and put it in my tip jar as much as i can.
and i feel no guilt because of that. or any of it