weird question for the girls...

That guy has lopsided man boobs.

I think the nipple ring is weighing that one down...

 

I'd only wear those if you put em on for me.

Yes. The world didn't bless me with the body of that muscular man either. Maybe we should hold each other and make the sorrow go away.

 

Beware-I am not so keen with zippers. Your junk would probably get sliced off in the zip up if I had anything to do with it.

Psh, you are mistaken. That isn't a 'body'
when you are ripped like that, it is a 'bod'
get with it man!

(And worry not- I've always been more for the absolutely no muscle mass guys anyway)

 

Good point. I would't want my giant penis to get cut off. Haha. When I was like 4 I got my junk caught in the zipper of my pajamas. My sister had to help me out. She still makes fun of me for that to this day.

Oh. Is that what the kids are saying these days? I'm still getting use to the dishwasher.

Sweet. Having an absence of muscle is way easier than having muscle.

 

You know, this is like the fourth thread you have turned into a conversation between you and I about your 'polish sausage'

Your poor, poor sister....

 

You keep wanting me too. I see you egging me on. Giving me all the signs.

She was laughing. She was 12 I think. Poor me. It hurt like a bitch.

 

I want you so bad
what signs are those, then?


Zippers are not your friends.
Just like velcro for dreads,
stay faaaaaaaar away.

 

who has pajamas with zippers?

 

Yes, I know you want me bad. It must be driving you mad.
The signs. You know. Those subtle text signs. They beg for me.

I like zippers, kinda. They make it more epic for when I free Willy.

 

It was a one piece type pajama. The Zipper went from the crotch to the neck.

 

dude. try a pair of silk boxers.

you'll never want to free-ball again.

 

I think I was going to ask,
but there was far stranger things going on.

You are such a poet?
Did you write that just for me?

I bet nothing is more epic than when you free Willy...each time a choir starts singing hallelujah and what not.
I can just imagine it..

 

I had one of those when I was young!

But it was much to conservative, even for me as a little kid.
Plus, hot as hell in Florida.

 

You now how to press all my sexual buttons.

Naw. Stole it from the Beatles. Kinda. But I do have poem skillz.

Oh, im sure you are imagining it . Naughty naughty.

Dude, i was 4. I would never do that now. Silk boxers are nice.

 

a lot of people like to free-ball.

doesn't matter if they're over the age of 4 or not.

free balling in gym shorts is the best. just don't do it in public.

i learned the hard way. (jk)

 

Imagining me as a wee kid in pjs turns you on?

Yep, that is me...naughty naughty...



I never understood boys's undies. It doesn't seem like it would do anything?
But then again, I don't understand any undies..just takes up more space in yer dresser.

 

Oh yes. I love the kiddies .

All ladies that don't wear underwear go to heaven.

 

I wore my pajama pants to school last year. I realized how that could be a mistake after I got to school. Luckily, I didn't get excited(while standing up) at school that day.

 

I bet your interpretation of Heaven is a bunch of beautiful ladies running around nudy on the clouds..Can anyone say Naughty Pillow fight!


Oh wait, that is my perception of Heaven.

 

Actually that is one my heaven interpretations. You should cum to my house and then we could pretend were in heaven.