Welcome Back Lying in a Feild

I knwo you're not really talking to me, but I'll say you're welcome anyhow

 

You probably didn't like me, I was a threat to your characteristically male insecurity.

Thanks jess for trying! This place would be a waste of space without you.

 

The only thing you are a threat to is my patience it appears. You obviously serve no purpose other than to flame; thereby making your posts insignificant and meaningless.

 

My point exactly, are you feeling superior yet?

Yes, you have the wisdom and authority to make such a claim after reading just one post, hats off to you

 

Feeling superior? Ha. You are the one who put me down to begin with, directly assaulting my character. Did that start your day off right? Give ya a little boner with your morning coffee?

I'm not the one man; go ride somebody elses dick.

 

boo

 

You're still around? I'm impressed.

 

*Sighs* This is going to go on forever - Think about it dude, I just made you resort to stupid obscenities. "Directly assaulting your character?". Come on, grow a backbone.

Anyway, I wake up with a boner, so i've pretty much got it in the morning with or without you. Too bad its 11pm here.

 

Bug Boy right?

 

You made me resort to stupid obscenities? Speedbumps, mosquitos, dropped passes in football games, too much salt on my food, no napkins in the drive-through, and waking up in the morning all "make" me resort to stupid obscenities.

Point is, I made a neutral comment about you, and you retorted by attacking me, yet you're the one who threatens me? You're dreaming. And I personally have no stock in how long this does, or doesn't go on. I've got 7.5 more hours left to kill at work.


Ps. I'm glad you took the time to put my words on display. Shows they meant more to you than they did to me.

 

You don't tell the drive through people to sit on somebody elses dick do you?

I didn't retort to anything. I just told you the truth as i saw it. And i knew exactly what reaction i would get and its still going on. Plus, i'm bored and pissed off, and hungry, and my boredband is running at snail's pace.

Well, they carry quite an indescribably epic weighty sense of grandeur don't you think?

 

Wow. You're a walking double standard. When I told the truth as I saw it, it was just me being insecure and trying to feel superior. When you do it, it's completely on a much higher level .

You argue like a woman. You're not going to let anything in the way of logic ruin your argument. I see this now, and am walking away.
































Ps. Suck a dick bitch.

 

Ok, dick, did i not say that i was hungry, grumpy and stupid in not so many words? Its almost midnight, and i haven't eaten since lunchtime, and being the woman that i am i desperately want chocolate. Double standards have got nothing to do with it you petty shrew. This is just me acting like a dick.....

If that makes you feel any better, you big strong man you.

Logic has no place here. I am on the brink of bored insainity. Anyway, you made this bitch proud, didn't even have to raise your hand.

Lick my big hairy labia dude.

 

Ahahahahahahahahahah....... I thought you were a man this whole time. That's funny shit.



Edit: after reviewing your gallery, I realize you are just a man with vagina......

 

Maybe i'm just a really fucking ugly woman? Mother nature makes mistakes you know.

 

I know. You were born.

 

Well girls, I suggest you take your nails elsewhere.

 

Why is that?

 

Is it ok to eat several week old pieces of chocolate i found on my desk?

 

I've eaten worse......much, much worse. You'll be fine.