Well this is certainly not going as well as I had hoped.

Your name makes me sad...I like porn...it's fun to watch.

 

It's funner to make.

Then when it gets seeded on the internet, you get a reality show.

God Bless America.

 

Word

 

i love you anti-porn. you are making this forum explode with hilarity. have you considered a career in comedy?

 

never had an erection? you should see a doctor!

 

seems to me gods punishing you right now with impotence..meanwhile hes made us all very happy
isnt your conceite & self ritousness the sin thats made your weiner refuse to move?

 

Lol... dude, you need to talk about entrails too. And eating roadkill. Mix it up a little. Stop being so one dimensional... you don't need to mention hell or Satan over and over again. Talk about something that is happening within hell (you don't have to keep saying "this will happen to you in hell", we know that already). I mean, if I tell you that I am at mcdonalds, Then I tell you that I got a big mac at mcdonalds, then I say "I got fries at mcdonalds" then I say "I got a coke at mcdonalds", you know... I don't need to keep saying "at mcdonalds".

I mean, the erectile dysfunction bit was great, and worthy of adoration, but... like my mom said once, "it's all right if you're evil, just be smart and evil."

 

Damn... Satan has Goblins? Did he import them from Mordor?

I'm-a git me a goblin of my very own. And I will love him and pet him and stroke his scaly skin...

 

The Elements are my God(s). I have no choice but to return to them when my time here is complete.

Any books you quote shall return to the Elements as me.

No further discussion is needed.

 

..and name him "George".

 

hate to tell ya this dude.. but people in comas & with spinal cord injuries get erections even though theyre penis & brain don't communicate so your saying someone whos literaly braindead will burn in hell just cause certain capilaries expanded allowing bload to flow into that "evil" area? did your mom or dad always call your penis evil? you need to learn to love your penis..after qall..didnt god give you one for a reason?

if your so commited to this insanity.. ya could always amptate the offensive organ right? if you did that maybe we'd pay more attention

 

A little tip on witnessing sweetie... I know you are doing your part, but trust me. When you speak the word, and people shy away, then move on. When God walked the earth in flesh, he spoke to a crowd who was willing to hear. He did not chase after those who left and neither should you. As long as you are spreading the gospel, that is all that matters, even if everyone you encounter turns a deaf ear.

 

i just love the fact that evrytime i show up in 1 of his threads he gives up & runs to start a new 1
i must be more powerful then his beleif in god huh?

 

we have bannished the evil one..
i think someone needs to post some porn in these threads to purify the sacred space

 

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Yes. The Lord God Jehovah himself has embodied you and come onto an internet forum to tell us we're all going to hell.

Congratulations. I don't believe in hell. Smite away, bitch.

 

It is quite sad when folks resort to childish antics instead of a respectful debate. It is a sign of ignorance.

 

Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Asshole

 

.......is on the loose...

 

valhalla

were all gonna be eaten by worms eventualsy. so listen to good music with phat basslines and good melody like blind guardian and stop wasting your time making us laugh.