Welp, that was fun

what, no jokes about swallowing? what is this forum comming too

 

uhhum I made a swallowing joke and got no credit. well it wasn't a joke but a fact but still you cannot say no one mentioned it.

 

I was going to make a joke about swallowing poop in my other post, but forgot. Well here goes.

How many guys have you been with that made you swallow poop? If you don't like it, then I guess you'll not want to be with me.



DISCLAIMER: I'VE NEVER MADE ANYONE SWALLOW POOP, AND I NEVER WILL. (UNLESS YOU WANT TO) IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

 

eeeeeewwwwwwwww btw-rent the movie me you and everyone we know. it's so funny we rented it this weekend hillarious but it's independent so they might not have it everywhere

 

all good, all good. You don't do anything that you don't want to do...your need come ahead of everyone elses. They are imperitive. Remember that. Focus on what you want, not what everyone wants for you.

 

lmao...sounds like something I would do. and I wasn't trying to correct you, I was trying to clarify what you were saying; my mind is a bit fuzzy around the edges right now.

 

Back on topic


I'd like to know why you feel things didn't work out and why you two split missfontella.

I'll get generic here, much like everyone does with pretenses about relationships 'oh there's someone for everyone this and that' (I'm guilty of it myself, but what can I say, I'm unattached, 30 years old and have a mother who wants grand children), but I do believe that things happen for reason as generic as that sounds. What do you think the reason was that the two of you split?

 

EXACTLY thank you this is what men do not undertand. I'm putting it in a pmaphlet to hand out instead of eaplaining my no relationship thing why do they assume that we all want to like oooohhhh we had a good time let me just jump right in your bed and lets live together and oooh yeah im a girl so i just wanna live for you. yucky until i meet one who is like 'oh lynsey i respect the fact that your not going to worship me and that you like being you' -see when a guy is like that im going to be all over that shit he will be mine. im just sick of them tinking the entire world revolves around them and that i want to orbit their manhood as well, cause ya know what? i don't

 

Why is it, I wonder, that make men think we have to worship them?

 

i have no idea. I find that the younger they are the more 'worship worthy' they think they are but the funny thing is the older they are the more accomplished and financially secure they are so it makes no sense.

 

So, you mesure a person's worth by the amount of monny they have? That's not hip. And young people look better and are more hip and just straight up better. Btw, I don't need any worshiping, you just can't dis my music.

 

okay okay that was totally read wrong. Relationship wise no I'm not going to judge a guy on how much he makes as long as he's ambitious and happy with what he does. if I just want to date and am not looking for anything serious I would not date somone who was not well off because well I would have no interest in them other then having a good time but like I said if I care for somone I could care less how much they make. But to be honest relationship wise men who make more tend to be a lot more emotionaly secure and mentally healthy. That's just a fact and I work at a not for profit so I don'tmake a lot and have no room to judge but let's be real here.

 

and no that's not true a lot of the time. older guys in general are better dressers, have more itneresting careers to discuss over dinner-make better dates. but that's not to say that someone younger couldn't be wise beyond his years and interest me.

 

Nice to know there is a dude out there that doesn't need to be worshipped. And anyone who dis's music is just a damned looney tune anyhow.

 

oh and I have a thing for dj's...no waiting in lines is always a good thing (;...kidding

 

What you talking about? Who's a dj? Where's lines?

 

I must be out of touch - I have no desire for a woman to worship me. I don't need that constant affirmation that 'I'm the man' or whatever. A lot of men are possesive and desire that. Honestly, I want a girl whom I'm dating to be laid back, independent, confident and happy on their own and not necessarily need me, but feel that if things are taken in stride without generic expectations, that I can compliment her life as an individual and she can do the same in return for me.

Quite frankly, and obviously I'm biased because I'm a guy, but I think women desire to be worshipped by men far more than men desire it from women. It doesn't take a brain scientist to see that, just an observant eye gazing at the tabloids at the grocery store in the check out line.

 

You see, I have a big ego already; I know I'm big time, so I don't need someone always telling me something I already know. The doods that need worshiped are probobly insecure and egoless.

 

i don't believe you most men who have a big ego deny that they have one at all. I've never met a man with a big ego say 'i have a big ego' . the one i dated with the biggest need for his ego to be stroked was the one who denied he had a huge ego until he became so full of himself that he was voilent when I did not stroke his ego or worship him and his activities. god talk about egotistical.

in fact I take that back most men are not egotistical. I just had one very bad expereince so I should not become one of those women who attributes one man's anger and fakeness with every man being that way because in general men are pretty good people.

 

<---- has a big ego about certain things, and will openly admit it.