we're so alone tonight

Well, I guess so.. I didn't mean WHY are you asking me, I was just clarifying so I wouldn't start some rant on my life, and then you'd be like, "wait... why does she think I care?"

 

Same problem faces me tonight,

i think I'm going to talk to myself some more...

 

Katie... I'm going to give you a piece of advise. - Drink your problems away Happiness is within the bottle.

 

Too bad I'm out of whiskey...

But let me tell you, happiness is inside a bath tub!

 

aah yes... the wetter the better (wtf)

 

The more bubbles the better!

 

Happiness is a warm gun, too.

But hey, how can you say you have no one to talk to when you've been PMing me all night?

 

I haven't had a bath in such a long time....::sigh:: I only have time to shower.

My bathroom reminds me of a '57 Chevrolet Bel Air....chrome and shinyness... and that strange surf green color.

 

I see how it is... you tell me secrets to get back at me for telling everybody you have three cocks. I know what you're doing.

No but really, I said that BEFORE I talked to you. I'm always glad when you're on.

 

He has three cocks? How rare.

 

I know the feeling. I wish I had more time for baths.

Hey I think it looks cool.

Wait... did you just show me your bathtub? Oh my, George, that's dirty.

 

Umm... why... it's just a bathtub... the place where I stand nude and cleanse myself of evil demons and spirits and clear my crown chakra with SitarEric's 10 minute breathing ritual.

 

That's why they call him "Triple-Tiger"


hahaha, I'm sorry Derek, that was mean. True, but mean.

 

Derek and the dominoes...

 

You and I and dominoes, time goes by...

 

Spank me daddy... and make it hurt...

 

hahhaha... that was so ironic... I just posted that and I went to the UK forum and it said "National Spanking Day" on a thread.

 

Hey, the young hippies pimp and the young hippies stalker gettng it on?

OOoOoO I like this idea!

 

Gettin it on with yo bad self... erm.

 

Wait... which one am I? The pimp or the stalker?