whan do you measure you dick?

the proof is in the pudding.
"pudding" a nickname you mom asked me to call her.. :2thumbsup:

 

Mine's a foot long, but I don't use it as a rule <boom, boom>.

Seriously, to measure length you should use a tape measure from the pubic bone along the top to the meatus (the hole at the end). To measure girth measure the circumference around the penis at its thickest point.

The same rules apply whether you want to measure while flaccid or erect. However, you should be aware that just because someone has a small penis while flaccid, it doesn't mean that they also have a small penis while erect - nor does a large penis while flaccid doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be much larger when erect.

Despite claims made using 'Internet Inches', the realistic average erect penis is about 5" - 6" (128mm - 153mm).

 

*snort* meatus...

 

How Dare You Insinuate I'm A Liar....



Cheers Glen.

 

most people who want to look cool by bragging about their fake penis size on the internet...

 

with a ruler? how else would i do it? using a gps? i wish...

 

I use to carry a 12 inch (30.4cm for my Canadian friends) ruler around with me to prove a point but now it's to small

 

You don't have much imagination, do you? For instance, some people measure along the bottom of the penis, starting at the scrotum. That is wrong -- gives a larger measurement.

 

if i used a ruler, how would i have beeen able to do it like that?

 

Yeah, to measure your penis accurately measure it from the pelvic bone to the tip of your penis. I find it hard to believe people with a 12" penis...since that's pretty rare.
I'll be honest, mine's about 4inches flaccid and 7inches erect.
Do not measure from the scrotum or from your balls...this is inaccurate.
Average is 5"-6" and there's no need to exaggerate, since size isn't everything.

 

Ohhhh Yes It Is...... The Only Guys That Believe That Crap Have Whats

Called "Needle Dicks"....

Far Be It For Me To Boast *yet again* But You All Have To Accept The Fact

That When It Comes Down To The Line, GLEN Is Still

The Biggest Dick In This Thread....



Cheers Glen.

 

i knew when it measured out to that everyone would be like no way your lieing, but thats what it actually is. why would i try to show off to a bunch of people i dont even know and never will?

 

1;
1, 1;
-1, 1, 2;
0, -1, -2, 2;
-1, 0, -2, 2, 3;
2, -1, 0, -2, 3, 2;
-1, 2, -2, 0, -3, 2, 4;
-1, -1, 4, -2, 0, -2, 4, 2;
3, -1, -2, 4, -3, 0, -4, 2, 4;
-4, 3, -2, -2, 6, -2, 0, -2, 4, 3;
2, -4, 6, -2, -3, 4, -4, 0, -4, 3, 4;
2, 2, -8, 6, -3, -2, 8, -2, 0, -3, 4, 2;
-3, 2, 4, -8, 9, -2, -4, 4, -4, 0, -4, 2, 6;
0, -3, 4, 4, -12, 6, -4, -2, 8, -3, 0, -2, 6, 2;
0, 0, -6, 4, 6, -8, 12, -2, -4, 6, -4, 0, -6, 2, 4;
6, 0, 0, -6, 6, 4, -16, 6, -4, -3, 8, -2, 0, -2, 4, 4;


Integer Sequences..

 

Well fair play if you're telling the truth but I just find it hard to believe sometimes. Doesn't help that I've grown up in a twon with cronic liars lol.
The size isn't everything saying has it's limits obviously but sometimes a penis can be TOO big for some women. I've been told by some girls they've cried because of one being TOO big.
I'm happy with mine and it's not thin either so I'm actually not bothered about making it bigger.
But yeah..it doesn't matter ow big you are if you don't know how to use it properly.

So don't worry too much about your size if you're within the average size margin and don't be intimidated by Big Glen over here Haha.

 

lol when i read this i remembered a saying i heard a while ago... "long and thin will go far in but short and thick will do the trick" lol i cant remember where i heard it from but it was a girls mouth it came from haha

 

Haha! That's a good saying! Made me chuckle

 

Pubic bone, not pelvic bone. The pubis is front, top & centre, the pelvis goes all the way around the body - otherwise the measurement could be made (as I suspect many are) from the point deep in the crotch.

 

I used to use a 30cm ruler to measure but it's not long enough anymore.

 

Ahhh sorry! That's the place I meant, I just called it wrong, sorry!