If it's not a vertebrate, and not an invertebrate, I am reluctant to believe it could be an inert living creature larger than a microwave oven.
.. [quote NO] If It's Alive, Yet Incapable Of Moving Of It's Own Accord, Then The Answer Is Simple. It Has To Be A "Council Worker" Leaning On A Shovel.. Thread Over, What Do I Win...? Cheers Glen.