What animal are you like... in bed.

I'll be your scratching post anytime!


I'm thinking I might be a dog, because I'll hump just about anything right now. That and my frequent habit of sniffing other people's asses, licking my balls, and pissing on fire hydrants.

 

I'm a pussy who wants to feel me?

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I'd probably be like a rabbit...

 

You pretty much stole mine... Meh if I had to guess, I'd say I were like a hyena most the time... Take what I can get and find everything extremely amusing

 

I want a tiger in bed, a mink in the closet(not really), a jaguar in the driveway and a jackass to pay for it all. This was in an e-mail I got last week.

 

I'm like a dog................


Eager to please and not shy about where I put my tongue.

 

of all these, i gotta say the t-rex one is by far one of the funniest, most unexpected laughs i've ever had.

 

havent been in bed with an animal yet

 

a chineese panda

 

Oh c'mon, you didn't even read mine. :stern look:

 

sorry, man, it's still t-rex for me. closely followed by fontella's black panther.

 

Damn, I was really proud of that post. : pout :

 

well, it's okay, mine wasn't funny, either.

 

I'm probably my favorite animal- a dolphin. They are very curious.....um.....rambunctious creatures.

 

What'd you say?

 

its weird that u said that cuz...dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure

 

Well sex is very pleasurable

 

I think I'd be like a slug. I'd crawl around on you, and then get rather sticky.

 

if i was a slug i would avoid anal sex

 

i wonder how rolly pollies have sex