What animal are you like... in bed.

female preying mantises have it made...have a nice fuck.... then bite off the head of the asshole that who would otherwise act like he doesnt know you the next day, all the while getting the nutrition needed for supporting the babies.

 

i would be...uhhh....what ever ALF is

 

Dinosaor, but not a T-rex a


Lickalotapuss


and in return I expect the girl to be like the dinosaor:


Suckalotacock

 

eagles are very interesting.. they fly at each other in mid air then lock together and basically fall until the male has blown his load.. in this case, the quicker the better, otherwise they hit the ground and die ... for any of you thrill happies out there.. the eagle might be the right choice... a sense of danger is always interesting. haha

 

i dont know what animal i would be but the animal this guy is holding sure looks like an interesting partner hahahaha

 

damnit that didnt work ... sorry bout that

 

Alien Life Form. Idiot.

 

The three-toed sloth, coincidentally, the only other animal that mates face-to-face.

 

I took a quiz for fun and it says I'm like a "playful kitten"...what the hell is that supposed to mean? When my cat was a kitten she ran into mirrors.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Hey, chicks can't resist paleontology jokes...

 

did you learn that from friends? .....


...anyway to answer this great question i will say i am like a hmmmm a hmmm ahhmmm a hmmm ahmmm a hmmm

i havent watched many animals have sex so i can really say.....although the geckos in my house are always fucking on the ceiling...but um i hope im not like them,.....

....perhaps i should invest today in the discovery channel, and then i shall get back to you all while you wait with baited breaths for my reply!

 

Be still my beating heart...

 

haha yes.....well perhaps i can arrange something that can take care of that for you?

 

Like heroin... or what...

Eh, who cares, the answers yes. :H

 

Finally, here is my conclusion.
I am like a Koala Bear. Cute, and cuddly, they spend 22 hours a day sleeping. But don't piss them off, they can bite.


Either that or a golden lab dog.

 

Vindows NZ

 

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You'er extint, that's never good in bed lol. (Teasing)