What are you doing at this very moment?

thinking random thoughts

 

Opening a Four Loko and preparing to take my first swig. I'll be tipsy 10 minutes from now

 

Cute Glen. ha ha cute...In the the words of Ralph Kramden," one of these days: bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

So What I was doing before this was trying to find out through Google if I could get a predator drone to spray old Glenny boy with a contact laxitive and watch him vanish.

:toilet:Oh Hi Glen, look up here

 

Raiding my kitchen in a stoned fury

 

scratching my boob...seriously

 

Watching my kitten play.

 

Getting drunker

 

Eating chips with salsa con queso and studying calculus

 

listening to cars drive by

 

just took some muffins out o' the oven. sitting next to my cousin who's staying the night. She's reading a book at the moment...thinking about going and bugging the bf in a mo.

 

Watching Rosie Perez try to act.

 

Making Phone Call After Phone Call Trying To Find The Owner Of Cute Ball Of Hair And

Fluff, Which I Am Assuming Because It Barks Is In Fact A Dog....

Just Rang The Local Radio Station And They Put An Announcement On For Me

On Which The Dog Was Described A Scruffy, Small Brown Ball Of Hair...



Cheers Glen.

 

holding in a leak because I dont want to get up yet

 

I got very mad for a second, but I cooled off.

 

yep..she is good at that

 

Wait!

What have you heard?:leaving:

 

I heard the swoosh of a ninja


I saw nothing...smelled nothing..felt nothing but the hair on the back of neck rise

 

now im setting up my computer to run on autopilot for a program I like to keep going...and Im going for a piss then changing rooms and will be on my other computer

 

I also would have settled for "just the wind"