What Are You Doing Right Now?

@Irminsul

We're in the same time zone.
Can't sleep either?

 

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No my miss had a dial in her brain that went a couple of hours ago that has made her rather.. Creative.. So we've been moving furniture and.. cleaning.. Now I'm over it and relaxing in a hot bath and I will hopefully exhaust myself in the process.

 

if you listen closely over an anthill one night, you might hear a tiny squeaky voice shout 'FREEDOM!!!'

 

They're rebelling against the tyranny of the red ants.

Fuck those red ants.

 

the red ants were trying to instate prima nocta

 

The problems with the red ants is, is that they're full of Reds..

 

......(runs to check for reds under the bed)......



Cheers Glen.

 

You realise this is the best premise for a movie that anybody has come up with in years? Right?? A animated show about ants ripping off Braveheart and other classic medieval movie lines.

 

'if we can't drive them out, we'll breed them out!'

 

yeah, I mean you've got colonies fighting to steal each other's breeding queens, open colony warfare.. it'd be awesome!

 

Lets not blow this out of proportion.

 

rofl

 

Chocolate covered ants are popular in some parts of South America. To eat.

 

Seriously though, fuck fire ants.

All other ants are cool

 

what am I doing right now? having an annoying case of hiccups.

and yeah, fuck fire ants, army ants and bullet ants.

 

African Driver ants are the worst

 

Any ants at all suck. I'm playing a game called where did I spill honey? Because it must have spilled somewhere because there are ants in everything in the kitchen.

 

I find leaf cutter ants kinda fascinating. You'll find them in many places in the Costa Rican rainforest so be careful where you step if you ever find yourself there.

 

In parts of Africa they play that game only it's much more deadly.

In order to interrogate a hostage, local authorities will spread honey all over their captive then lay him down in a path of oncoming army ants,
after a few minutes he'll tell them anything, anything at all to stop the unbearable pain.

 

Well, shit. I guess I can't complain about my first world problems lol