What are you/have you been doing today?

That is the BEST, I love that on a very hot night, when the AC's off/broken. You get all of your family in the living room and it's still cold unlike Central AC when there's alot of peoples in one room. Ahh the coldness, I love it. Like a small, very cold (And sometimes stinky, depends on the AC unit) camping trip... in your living room.

Me.. nothing really, just had to re-backcomb a few of my locks, 'cause they came out. I had to put rubber bands on all of them again, because I didn't like how they were unraveling so fast. So I'mma take'em off I'd say around this friday, or saturday

 

today i had a job interview ^-^ the nice lady said she'll write to me to let me how if i got it or not

 

Getting tattooed in a couple of hours yay! It's been booked since April...feels like I've been waiting forever!

 

please post pickchas amy! and yeah pandy, catholic anything is bloody boring. I've only been to a catholic church twice, once when I was very very drunk and another a coupld months ago and me and my dad got the giggles because the priest just randomly broke out in song/hymn with no music and he couldn't sing whatsoever. lolsitimes. wheeeh, my throat is sore. thanks for the husbandburthday wishes hdh he says happy birthday back. babeb

 

now thats just not true. it wouldnt be the most entertaining religion but in fairness, religion is not there to be entertaining, its there to put you on the path towards god

 

i almost died again of heatstroke last night. my boyfriend won't allow a window unit in the hous. so...i may smother him with his pillow tonight.

 

how is catholicism not boring J? besides the lols we get when the papers come out with storeis such as 'priest found posing in his y fronts with cucifix on gay website gaydar'.. religion may not be for 'entertainment' but why does it have to be boring? why would you have to repeat what some anal priest says in a mundane drone whilst sitting in some terribly made seats, or 'pews'. religion is about following 'God' having a relationship with him and living by 'obeying' for lack of a better word certain rules. most of the people who go to the catholic church are more than likely not living the way their bible tells them to. but anyway, bla.

vig, do whatever makes you :cheers2:

 

today is my 5 month dread-birfday! still debating posting up some photos as there isn't much of an improvement i don't think. although i do have some new wraps in.

my cool grandma is visiting from california and she is going to knit me a new wool tam. excited!

 

just saw "wanna date my avatar" by the guild, it was awesome

 

Today I still felt ill from the weekend. Was about to post in the drug section for some help, but thought I would try some yogurt to cure my tummy issue, and it did!!! Yahoo!!! And the rest of the day was pretty meh.

 

I've done something really awful. Right now I'm a free man but I'm guessing it's only matter of time before the cops get here.

This whole thing started this afternoon. I'm 21, and still live with my parents and my whinning little sister. Life is hardly great, my family are constantly bothering me to move out and I don't see alot of my girldfriend since she's at University most of the year. So I come from work at about 3:30pm from my job at the local Argos like most other days. No one's in so I sit down on my sofas with a danish pastry and start watching some Top Gear on Dave. After about 20 minutes I hear my mother come through the front door. "Seth, come get these bags!" she shouted. I walked into the hallway and saw about 4 bags loaded with party food. It then occurred to me that it was my 11 year old sister Jessica's birthday. After everything was in the kitchen she dropped the bomb. "Seth, I want you to set up this stuff. You'll be running Jess's party today." "But mum!" I whined. "No buts," she said "I'm going to take a nap." She was pretty lazy, even for a pregnant woman.

I got in my mums car and headed of towards the cinema where my sister and her friends where meant to be. After about 20 minutes of looking I eventually found the fuckers outside a McDonald down the block. All 5 of them jumped into the car yelling and screaming, making dumb noises. "Hey aren't you Jess's fat brother?" one laughed. All the kids giggled. "Haha, yeah fuck you faggot" I snapped. "BEN!" Jessica shouted. I just bit my lip and continued driving.

As we got home the kids began crowding around the kitchen table begging for food. "Alright, hold on" I said angrily. I went and got the cake and candles, set it out on the table. Grabbing my jet lighter from my pocket, I set the candles. I stood back and watched as the brats began shouting for her to make a wish. As she leant to blow them out, the same kid that called me fat reached for a handfull of peanuts. Looking at his friends in a smug tone I knew what he was about to do. In a second he launched the nut at me, scattering all over the kitchen. He was tempting me, that little shit, I know he was. "BLOW IT OUT! BLOW IT OUT!" the shrill monotonous tone rang in my head. I couldn't take it anymore. I ran for my bedroom. As I came back out I had donned my viking helmet and held my battle ax mightily above my head. I was naked. The sight of my hairy genitalia swinging back and forth struck fear into the children. "FOR THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed to the heavens as I charged for the table. I threw my battle ax, chopping a loli in half. Her torso frailed into the air as my battle ax wedged into a wooden bookshelf. I jumped onto one of the plastic chairs, it broke under my weight. I plunged my fist into the cake and smeared it all over my cock. The soft frosting and crumbly texture made me hard. I took a candle and rammed it down my urethra. The kids were frozen with shock. I lit the candle and pushed as hard as I could. The candle rocketed out of my cock and hit a girl in the eye. The force caused me to shit. The girl screamed wildly as her eye was burned out. Her eye socket looked like the perfect hole for my dick. I jammed my cock into her eyesocket and fucked it. She cried as her head jolted back and forth. The violent jolting snapped her neck killing her instantly. I came.

The Kyle boy started to get up to run away so I grabbed a chair and cracked him in the skull. His face landed flat in my shit and he suffocated. "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" I said flapping my cock about, shaking cum in several directions. A fat little girl was waddling over to the phone to call the police. "ITS PINATA TIME!" I yelled. I grabbed the cake knife, and with my viking prowess, backstabbed the fatty. I slid the knife upwards making a slit in her back. Her fat made it like cutting through cream cheese. I reached in and grasped her spine. With all my strength I tore out her spinal cord. I wanked some little nerdy girl over the head with it. I then set it on the floor and slowly inserted it into my rectum. The ribbed feeling gave me immense pleasure. "MAY THE THUNDER GODS BLESS ME!" I exclaimed grabbing my battle ax out of the woodwork. I cut little Suzie's legs off. This made her more fuckable. Jessica vomited and passed out. I scraped up her vomit and stripped little Suzy. She was too preoccupied to resist. I smeared the barf all over her vagina. I then licked it off. The taste was god-awful. It made me throw up onto her face. She choked to death on my sick.

The commotion made my mother come out. "SWEET TOASTER FUCKING JESUS!" she screamed. I ran up and FALCOOOOOOOOON PAUUUUUUNCHED her in the vagina. My arm slid all the way up to her womb. I tore the fetus out. As I pulled out a bunch of slimy goo watered out. "Hey mom want this fetus?" I asked. She was too busy violently throwing up to answer me. I raised my arm and crushed the baby in my hand. My mother was heaving blood at this point. I took the crushed fetus into the kitchen and slam-dunked it into the blender. "And now its time for cooking with Seth!" I said like a t.v. chef. Adding an eyeball, the fat loli's liver, and Kyle's scrotum into the blender, I turned it on high. I took a sip of my smoothie. It was the most delicious culinary masterpiece in the world. I took the rest and sliding the spine out from asshole, I gave myself an enema.

My sister began waking up from her concussion. As her eyes opened she awoke to the sight of my hairy asshole pointing in her face. She opened her mouth to scream, now was my time. I launched the smoothie out of my asshole along with watery, bloody shit. Her scream was muffled into a gargle. My sloppy enema shot down her throat. Her eyes were tearing up. The smell was so intense it gave her a bloody nose. I turned around and pointed my hard cock in her face. I positioned it towards her nose. With immense power I fucked her nose at full force! The blood was an awesome lubricant. The pleasure became more intense. I came buckets right up her nose. My cum went straight into her lungs, tarring them up. As she began gasping for air I looked around the bloody smeared, shit stained room. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!" I said smiling at her tear and enema covered face. She took one last gasp. I gazed happily upon her corpse. The only I regret is that I didn't take my pills today...

 

After the first paragraph, i skipped to the last one...All i can say is; you are one sick, sick bastard.

 

went to san antonio signed some papers bought a necklace from a cute lil boutique got my picture taken 370 times and ate Indian food and drank spicy wine then drove back to Austin... very tired.

 

hahahahaha, Seth you're a funny guy!

 

Zilla, I had a rather...erm...vivid dream about you last night!

 

whaat?? were you fantasizing about me before you nodded off amy!?

 

i think she is trying to say she was fantasizing about while asleep.... awesome

 

No I was mostly wondering when my headache would go away! lol Bedtime headaches ftw apparently!

Really was very graphic... ahem

 

the headache sounds awful

the dream sounds marvelous

 

i got up real early at about 3am, because i was tossing and turning under the covers. I did some laundry and played some starcraft. i made breakfast of eggs, toast and jam, yogurt, oj, and a smoothie. i made my lunch for work which is a sandwich, protein bar, apple, banana, peanuts, and carrots.

i'm gonna play some guitar then bike to the gym before work. i know by the mid afternoon i'm going to be exhausted and ready for some sleep.

hahaha, today is good.