I'm a happy drunk. I like to get lost in conversations while drinking, then you hit a certain point in the conversation where you honestly don't know what your talking about anymore. That is the time to put the drink down, replace it with water, eat some food and then go to bed. When I'm wasted I'm just a mess. A happy mess. But a mess.
I might have miscalculated my drinking abilities a little bit... hey I'm allowed to be cocky sometimes. But really it depends. Some days I can put down a fifth and some days I'm sloppy off 8 beers. I guess it depends how much I have to eat in a day.