What can I use as a homemade dildo?

........ANY sausage will do the trick, ESPECIALLY if it's attached to a MALE.......

 

I use carrots and you can choose a size you like, I trap them in a drawer and back on to them, the feeling of the small end entering and getting bigger as you push up to the thick end is magical

 

......now would that be an "ORGANIC" or "ORGASMIC" experience?

 

......I guess "going vegan" DOES have fringe benefits....(!!)

 

That sounds like fun -- I'll try that!!

 

Me too...

 

...just be sure that the candle is NOT lit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and used a cucumber too

 

I've used wife's dildo and various butt plugs. I've also tried different kinds of produce - small plums, a lime, roma tomatoes, carrot, zucchini, cucumber.
Cucumber is probably my favorite. I can get smooth, bumpy, curved, medium, large, or all the above. Roma tomatoes are also great for keeping inside for a while. They hit just the right spot inside me!

 

Not hurtful at all as long as nothing is too crazy big and you go slow.

 

When I was 13, I found out the legs of my dresser could be removed. It was probably a good 8 inches long, and fairly thick. I put a rubber on it, and and found out real fast how great it felt to have something up my ass.

 

I have the big slink and i love it !

 

There are some things that are just not worth going vegan on. Find a friend, you’ll enjoy it more.

 

A cucumber would fit I'd say. Nobody would be any the wiser. Best not to insert it too far or the emergency room at the hospital will have a laugh trying to get it out of your ass.

 

Tube of toothpaste. Available in various lengths & diameters...they are like a cock firm yet slightly pliable. Once empty....fill the tube with hot water ( careful not too hot).and it is awesome!

 

When I was deployed, one buddy was particularly insistent about not lending out his Maglite. Learned that it was because he used it for stimulation and even called it “Lucille”, like BB King’s guitar. Apparently they’re a good size and the flashlight head is a safety for the tool not getting sucked up into the colon.

I just stick with the toys are are purpose built.