What crazy things you've done while drunk?

thats a real funny drinking story

 

hate to say it but most of these drinking stories arent that funny either. shitting and pissing on stuff is what half my friends do every night, and it aint that funny anymore.

 

really is it your friends or is it you
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lets be honest G-Funk
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really, does it matter to you that much? you know you sure are online a lot for someone that sleeps where ever they lay their head. you travel with a laptop or something?

 

you know where im at im at the feel free farm and chillin out with beautiful people right now and most of your posts your bein an ass so im just playin off your negative karma for being all grown up at 19 you still have a lot of learning to do you got zero'd out by me cause i could care less what goes on till my friends and phamily are hurt and RAINBOW IS MY FAMILY believe me son i am being very nice but hippies are known to go agro also
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but still lovin ya brother
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your family is a joke. playing off my negative karma, huh? thats a laugh. i dont care how nice you think you are being, and i dont care if you go agro on me, probably the least frightening thing on the earth is an angy hippy.

 

i wish i had the time to come to your little faggot barn and blow your shit up man. whats your daily chores on the farm? getting fucked by hillbilly? or do you just get fucked by the sheep?

 

Make us laugh with your stories rather than slag everyone else
off, give some input to the thread as opposed to being negative.
Peace man....................

 

Plenty of mishaps have occured over the years but the one that springs immediately to mind is accidently dropping a BBQ of a 9th floor balcony :& Oooops...


Made one or two mistakes women wise as well thanks to alcohol.

 

no your girl does
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it just fine for me
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sorry all
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for gettin off the ​

topic of the thread​

 

years and years ago i woke up in my parents back garden, flat out on the grass, puke all around me, no shoes on, and stones in my pockets. if that wasn't bad enough i later found out i tried to hold up a chip shop for chips ( they really had a laugh when i went in next - i didn't remember anything about it! ), been kicked out of the club we'd been to - i'd walked in wrecked, fell down the stairs, gave the bouncers abuse and was kicked out. after that i ended up with some girl, but not before she saved me from a beating after going for a piss outside the cinema and giving there secuirty shit as well!

i never did find those shoes, and they'd been a birdthday present a few days before - try explaining that to your parents!

that was a dark night. i don't remember any of it, although i have this vague memory of climbing over someone fence to get OUT of someones garden.

and last year ... at a mates house warming, nice and chilled party, all going well. i remember chatting about some 4hero tune, the next thing i woke up in a police cell mashed up big time, massive bump on my head, busted hand, cuts & bruises - and again, no shoes!! apparently i'd decided at 6 in the morning i was off, minus my shoes ( left them at the house for some reason! ). the police had picked me up to protect myself they reckoned! apparently i gave them a lot of shit, and the only thing i do remember was getting cuffed ( that hurt ), a bit in the police car, and then banging on the cell door.

i later found out i was caining the vodka maybe a little to hard that night!

i don't drink much nowdays!

i have a good one about waking up in a field surrounded by cows, but that was drink and drug influenced

drink is dangerous man, crazy that weeds illegal - but alchohols legal. makes no sense to me at all

 

Nice one ekel le chet, LOL.
I agree, alcohol is far more dangerous than pot.
I often wonder if it will ever be legalised/controlled in the
UK in my lifetime. I can only but hope.
BTW, did you make that pic yourself in your sig and is
that you as well.? Just curious.......

 

drink is dangerous man, crazy that weeds illegal - but alchohols legal. makes no sense to me at all[/QUOTE]
doesn't make sence to me either??

 

sense even

 

actually, the craziest thing i've done while drunk was probably registering for the new hipforums

 

i wonder the same thing!

yeah i did the pic, and thats me, with the kids when they was young

 

Nice one Ekul
You must know a bit about Photoshop or design then.?
Cool stuff, as you made it yourself, now I know.

 

in the winter i tied the hood of an old VW beetle behind my buddies dodge truck... we got just wasted on video camera then tobogganed behind his truck through the alley's downton at like 50 Kms ha ha there were sparks flying and shit soooo rowdy we got it all on camera.. (including the scene where we all got out of the truck and ran from the cops) ha ha totally got away

and the CRAAAZIEST thing i've EVER done drunk was ate a couple hits of E... sniffed TONS of coke ... Drank every drop of booze i could get my hands on and apparantly convulsed on the floor and woke up in the hospital with I.V.s in my arms

 

eh ide rather not say