What do boobs feel like?

LOL.

 

Are there no private dance areas in Atlanta topless clubs?

Whenever the FCC started making the rules.

[Janet Jackson]​

 

I would like to see all censor jobs be elected positions. Censorship is one of our most undemocratic institutions.

 

Geez, I forgot about those. Sure, but I've never been in one -- and I sure as heck won't go in one now. My wife hasn't said, "Don't go to strip clubs," but she doesn't have to. I can imagine how it would make her feel.

There was some kind of crackdown here, involving men jerking off in private rooms. And they were sending undercover cops in to bust girls for committing lewd acts (simulating masturbation) and for prostitution. But I'm not sure what the outcome was as far as what is now allowed in private rooms.

This isn't broadcast. Even so, I don't think they have any classification or rule that designates breasts as genitalia.

 

I'm lucky. My wife is very liberal about things like that. It doesn't bother her.

The smart dancers know that officers can't consume alcohol while on duty. Soft drinks are a red flag.

The older and more mature you look, the more likely you are to be offered more options by the girls. It's a matter of trust and likely ability to pay.

I know; I just couldn't miss a chance to take a cheap shot at the FCC.

 

Strip clubs... some of them you have to be careful if you're a girl!
The last time I went, we were out of state, and two dancers took me on stage and stripped ME down to my strawberry shortcake thong that I had anticipated being revealed to the bf several hours later. I didn't expect him to see them that early in the evening thats for sure -- I didn't know of a polite way to turn down the strippers.

This would never had happened in a strip club at home, but they had much less restraint here. Only a $5 cover too.

 

Can I feel yours?

 

Just smile, shake your head, and put your arm across whatever you want them to leave alone.

Getting back a little closer to the original topic, fake boobs can feel quite different from real ones, especially in the larger sizes. The implants are firmer, which enables fake boobs to stand straight up when the girl is lying on her back. At least 2/3 of the dancers in topless clubs are going to have implants. All-nude clubs, not so much.

I prefer playing with the real ones with my hands. For a lap dance or just hugging and kissing, fake boobs put a lot more pressure on your chest, which is heavenly. Also, the larger nipples feel more erotic.

 

Yup, like a warm water balloon. Really, really soft. I've wondered though...how far the sensitivity goes. I mean, I had a girlfriend who got really sensitive about 5-6 inches away from her areolas during sex. I mean, her nipples were so alive as she got close to orgasm that she didn't want me to go near them at that point. What's the consensus among the girls? How sensitive DO you get?

A word about the whoops/I slipped technique for copping a feel. Belay that. Just go out on a date with a friend and ask a girl if you can feel. Be honest; you want to know what it's like. She'll like it, too.

 

My girlfriend an I just had a baby and she still nurses him. In the middle when I get thirsty, I just latch on to one of her boobs and hydrate myself. I'm to lazy to walk to the sink...