What do you do for a living?

I'm an architect.

Sometimes I also work as an importer/exporter.

 

for Vandelay Industries ?

 

I waited tables off and on for a couple years, now I'm the assistant manager to a pizza franchise.

Both my parents always worked in food service while i was a kid - I'd like to think I won't do it forever, but lately i haven't been so sure.

 

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The one and only.

 

I write up fake news so it can be reported.

 

I heard it is a very competitive job these days.

 

I just realized that you are Pam.

Makes sense.

 

I am a 24/7 caregiver, chauffeur, cook and cleaner/maid for one of the oldest, meanest, messiest women alive.

 

Dont be mean, we both know Pam sucked. Jim was too good for her

 

every woman on that show sucked xD

 

Oh man, thanks a lot!

Now I gotta check around online and see where I can buy that t-shirt.

My wife already gives me hell about all the various dozens of themed t-shirts I have. Now i'll be adding another I think, being a huge Seinfeld fan and privvy to this inside joke.

Cheers.

 

I'm a software architect.

It's not bad. Here's the view from my cube:

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I don't like that view, to be honest.

Seems suffocating, with all those tall buildings

Like you just want to go outside and run away

 

that one building looks really dumb

 

There are days.

 

hang in there, buddy

 

I was going to ask if there were any software gigs in Croatia. But I decided to google it.

Anyway, I think I may turn in an application for this one.

https://www.avl.com/open-jobs?p_p_id=avljobdbfrontend1_WAR_avljobdbportlet_INSTANCE_NIzBc623DqUz&p_p_lifecycle=0&p_p_state=normal&p_p_mode=view&p_p_col_id=column-2&p_p_col_count=1&_avljobdbfrontend1_WAR_avljobdbportlet_INSTANCE_NIzBc623DqUz_view=jobform&_avljobdbfrontend1_WAR_avljobdbportlet_INSTANCE_NIzBc623DqUz_id=20956

 

I have a job Maintaining and setting up Carpet making machines not the most glamorous job but it pays well and I only work four days

 

See, I'm re-watching that show now and I am finding Jim to be more of a douche than I remember.