What does Bush do in his spare time?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jivari, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    He gets wasted, falls, bruises his face, then blames it on pretzels.
     
  2. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    HEY how dare anyone question our great commander and chief!
     
  3. fanoffloyd1992

    fanoffloyd1992 Member

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    well he masturbates
     
  4. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    omg, joey...yes he masturbates but he also does taebo to stay fit; almost like he needs to prepare incase he needs to run really fast....hmmm.
     
  5. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Saturday Night Live did a good sketch on the pretzel incident where Cheney got upset with Bush's stupidity and punched him in the face. Then he rubbed his sore hand from the punch. If you have ever noticed, Cheney has a nervous habit of rubbing his hand all the time.

    When the SS came in, Bush made up a story that he tripped and hit his face on the coffee table. The SS asked Bush, "Are you sure that's what happened?" Bush looked over at Cheney who was nodding quietly then said, "Yes, that's what happened."

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  6. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    Rapes black babies.
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well there was speculation that he was having an affair with Condalizard Rice [​IMG]



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  8. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    :lol: by who?
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A few years ago that was the rumor going around in Washington :H




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  10. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I put the face of Lerch from Addams Family into the Celebrity Face Recognition website. I expected it to give John Kerry. It didn't show Kerry but spit back Condi Rice.

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  11. imaginepeace

    imaginepeace Livin' the Dream

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    exsactly...
     
  12. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    I don't think he has the brains to understand them.....
     
  13. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    Maybe he can invite Cheney to come over and eat some with him. If they both choke to death simultaneously, then Nancy Pelosi will automatically become president.
     
  14. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Oh come on now. He's more intelligent than that. I heard Bush once say that there's no way in heck that the coyote could swallow all that dynamite and still live. :)

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  15. canibus420

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    maybe he plays soccer, cuz my grandpa went to some private schol and played against him when they were kids lol, it was either him or the older bush, idk , idc they both are fuckin homos, he probly does what lots of guys do in their spare time, jacks off
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Fuckin homos?

    Friendly suggestion: Stick to the Marijuana forum, I think that your high level of intelligence will be more appreciated there.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'll have you know MCAS (Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment System) guarantees that before graduation, every high school student throughout the commonwealth has at least an understanding of basic math, science, and english :mad:





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  18. ~MorningManiacMusic~

    ~MorningManiacMusic~ Banned

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    hE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY jEFF gannon
     
  19. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    trying to force square wooden pegs into the round holes in those educational toys they have for kindergartners, and throwing temper tantrums when he can't make them fit.

    how the hell should i know? but that seems easy to immagine. if he watched cartoons he might actually learn something.

    athough i did hear about a rap/rock group that his chronies and he keep trying to put togather in closed 'briefing' sessions. i think they played backup for m.c. rove.

    (hell, he might even log onto the net and read this thing for all i know. how would any of us ever know if he did. i doubt if he does much more then lurk though.)

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  20. canibus420

    canibus420 Member

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    lol i was just gettin mad, becuase Bush pisses me off, lol, but man, i have lots of intelligence lol, i just post a lot in the marijuana forum , but im just startin to post in other parts of HF
     

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