what does the poster above dream of at night?

being chased by a bear after being covered in honey...

 

Fondling Buzz Lightyear's rocket.

 

Peeing in a polar bears mouth

 

being surrounded by horny lightly oiled gladiators

 

salsa & chips with beer....;-D

 

finding the tree that the keebler elves live in and capturing them.

 

pushing rubber ducks off the 5th street bridge into the cold fridgid water below, dang you are such an evil duck pusher!....;-D

 

looking up Barbie's skirt and finding she goes 'commando'.

 

motorcycle crashes

 

Wearing his tu tu to school and being embarressed after realizing he forgot his panties, and he had just done his best dance of the season with multiple handstands and cartwheels in front of the huge congregation called the church of what's happening Now!.....;-D

 

Thumping bass drums with bulldogs dancing around a log cabin in the sunshine with turtles.

 

Pessimistic Past Excitingtimes

 

entering in bologna eating contests at nudist resorts while trying to flex his biceps in front of the nude teenage giggling girls but only managing to throw up huge chunks of bologna in the process thus losing the damn contest....;-Duke:

 

not being weird

 

Of one day being as weird as farmout

 

OMG, I am weird!

He dreams of how he is going to get the gum unstuck from the train station waiting platform, collecting it for later consumption!....How weird is that?.....

 

Woodpeckers pecking on his log cabin, trying to get in...

 

Playing vuvuzela in an AC/DC tribute band at the NY Stadium to an audience of thousands.

 

Dreams that very tall men in leather pants are making fun of the pope while drinking mead.

 

Clinging to the front of a Greyhound bus,licking birdshit off the windscreen at 50mph while singing hymns in his best Daffy Duck voice.