what does the poster above dream of at night?

Finds themself naked and standing in the middle of Madison Square Gardens during the NCAA Final Four games. The game is being played on one side by boyscouts and the other by the LA Lakers. Boyscouts are ahead, 40-0. When the players notice her, the game stops and everyone is looks at him.

 

Dreamed of going to Baton Rouge and spending all his savings plus his favourite teddybear buying a Tapioca-tree plantation from 'Honest John's Real Estate Co'.

 

dreams of making friends with the wombles

 

t-shirts made from elbow macaroni

 

cute puppies

 

Dreams about boobies

 

Endless psychedelic milkshake skies with bow ties and a side of french fries.

 

Aliens abducting him and taking him to their planet...

 

Anal probing

 

has nightmares about being told he'll be released from Purgatory's Fires ONLY when he finds a golf ball without dimples.

 

evil pikachu stealing your pokemon!

 

Going for a 'few beers' and waking up with a tattoo on his forehead saying "I love Justin".

 

After a wild night of debauchery in Amsterdam, he wonders how he managed to be laying on the couch in front of a large window wearing a short red "Teddi" with no panties in the red-light district of Amsterdam, with hordes of horny men checking him out.....;-D

 

ME.......:love:



Cheers Glen.

 

Wilt Chamberlin in the nude.....;-D

 

getting his legs waxed but it doesn't work, no matter how he tries... then the hairs take on a life of their own and seem to burst into elaborate curls, so profuse they eventually take root where he stands...

900 years go by and he is a very old tree... he farts and the last leaf falls off, but new buds will appear again... like they always will... even when they are dust...

he knows this in his dream and it is a comfort to him... suddenly he wants a thick banana and cherry smoothie, so he makes one, but he doesn't know how he does it... it's delicious... he wakes up and needs the loo...

 

Mans hairy legs

 

that his imagination works in real life....;-D

 

getting his oats for breakfast

 

`squirt guns filled with breast milk.....;-D