what does the poster above dream of at night?

Dreams of tap-dancing toads.

 

Bizzare contraptions of air travel

 

Dreams of having multiple moons.

 

Bungee-jumping from the top of a mailbox

 

dreams that he is not a number, but a free man

 

jolly japing in Istanbul...

 

.....making a paper aeroplane that actually makes it across the room.

 

French toast on a tush with a side of whipped cream and leather whips.....;-D

 

Dressing up in leather assless chaps and putting on a biker hat and leather collar embolded with the title "BIG DADDY" in rhinestone lettering, then coming here to physically dominate the ladies of hip forums with his sexy torture devices and acid laced pink lemonade.

 

Oh,Loony...your mind came up with that complex scenario all by itself?

 

This.

 

manchester united capturing their twentieth premiere league title ;D

 

Being free transferred to Yeovil Town as bench-warmer just as Man U's cup season kicks off.

 

Custard filled donuts to cure his hangover.....;-D

 

....being the world's most unsuccessful salesman going door-to-door,trying to sell front doors.

 

Pugle sticks.....;-D

 

Electric pessaries. B->

 

he get's the girl in Transformers 3...

 

burning cars and looting Herrods department store

 

cheeseburgers and cameltoes....;-D