You are Marijuana! Laid back, dreamy, and maybe a little stinky from skipping a shower. You rather hang out on the couch watching That 70s Show than go clubbing. All you need is a big joint, TV, and some Twinkies covered in chocolate syrup! i always did tell people that i'm typically at the same mental state they're in when they're high.
Alcohol!!! A little sloppy, a little hungry, and a whole lot horny. So what if you've had a drunken fling or two with puke still in your hair? You're the life of the party - well, if you can get invited... So wierd because I don't even like drinking.
Maybe you need a break from all the strange chemicals your playin' with. Try going outside for some fresh air.