My two friends always get into a fight. It's just so funny because the one kid just pisses of the other so much that they freak out and start fighting. It's so funny because yesterday we were at some kids house we never met and then my friend always insitgates it and then my other friend hits him and then all of a sudden my friend says "do you mind?" as he points to the table and the kid says sure, so he pulls the table away and jumps and kicks my other friend. I just started laughing and couldnt stop. Another time the same to kids were walking through a door and one of them slammed the door on the other kids fingers and the kid that got his fingers crushed started screaming ahhhhhhhh and made the finniest face ever, then he ran at him and threw him of the porch. They just make everything so funny lol.
Ok so me and like 5 people this summer all smoked a shitton of weed. And we were sitting outside in the grass and we got into this huge argument about how we were all going to fit into the car and who really wanted to drive. The argument lasted about 10 minutes literally and when we finally decided how we were going to do things and got up we realized that we have no car and we have no reason to go anywhere. Things like that make me laugh harder than anything else. We were laughing our asses off so hard
one time we were driving down the freeway on our way to lake hope while smoking a joint. it was sunny and everything and there werent many people on the road because we were in the country. we just finished a joint and i was sparkin up another then i looked at this big pick up truck next to us and it was full of clowns. they were in full costume, make up and everything and they were all staring at us waving. im not sure if i have ever laughed longer and harder than that
^ That's a story for the ages. The funniest moments I have are when one of my friends breaks out one of his famous dumbass lines. He says weird stuff when he's sober, but when he's stoned his randomness just gets amplified. We were eating some of our homegrown blueberries once and he starts with, "Why do they call 'em blueberries when they're whitish-gray inside?" After he'd emptied the huge bowl and eaten at least 1.5-2 pounds of blueberries we watched him feel around in the empty bowl for a good minute before he looks in and says with shock, "Where'd all the blueberries go?!" Ya, those are bad examples, but I can't remember some of the good ones right now.
i always laugh at myself and inappropriate things. this morning, i wasnt even high (although i kinda felt like i was from the previous night) and was making an egg sandwhich. i crack open the egg and move my hands over the garbage can. it was a deliberate move that i planned to do. i was about to drop the yolk into the garbage can when i stop, pause, and move over to the frying pan. i realized that i was just about to open the egg over the garbage, then throw the shells into the frying pan. i began to chuckle, which eventually evolved into a hearty laugh. it´s even greater when stuff like that happens when i´m really high. other times when i´m high, i´ll think of something completely random - especially for the situation i´m in. a line from some TV show will pop into my head while i´m, let´s say, in line at the post office and i´ll start to grin and chuckle. it winds up with me really having a good laugh, then going, "whoo boy, that was funny, haha" while i´ve just been standing there all by myself and not talking to anybody. it can be like when you were younger and in school, you´d start to laugh about something. Since you´re in a situation where you´re REALLY not supposed to laugh, you wind up laughing that much more. occasionally, on hipforums, somebody will say something as a response and it will strike me as more of a real conversation, not just a string of replies. if somebody has a good comeback or comment, i can imagine seeing/hearing it really happen. that always makes be bust out a loud, "HA HA!" and of course, a lot of music makes me smile, which leads to laughing. there´s something so intrinsically good and familiar and it sounds so aesthetically pleasing... you get filled with such positive energy. i dont even know what to do besides laugh and smile. that´s some of the purest emotion you´ll ever experience. *edit* man, this thread got me in a great mood. thank you! i´ve been listening to really happy music while thinking about happy and funny things ever since. right on!
Fox news at ten always cracks me up. That and cute overload...it IS an overload of cuteness...especially when high.
holy fuck that exact same thing happened to me, my sister, and my cousin, when i was first blazing. we were in the city and this car comes by, the two people in the front were like 70 and there were two kids in the back. they were wearing big multi colour afros and red noses. since it was my first time i thought i was hallucinating (cause i thought pot was like LSD back before i started). it was actually kinda scary, cause they musta been drunk hicks coming into town.
late night tv is always a killer. i watched skiing with french subtitles a couple of times. oh and ITVplay!!! any brits seen that?