what historical figure would you dump caramel on and then fuck like a cartoon?

I dont care if they think im dumb, i probably am, compared to most, im only 16. But you take the things i say out of context and make me look like a retard who doesn't know his own surroundings or peers.

 

Light up the night. I guess that works better.

 

nancy reagan ,, fucking pig shit she is.. dont smoke crack kiddie..
faggot ronny advertised for Chesterfields.. I hope micole jaxdum is fucking his ass with hot plastic in hell ..

 

Sexual Electricity.

be careful, he might give you some electrostatic discharge.

 

dude. just ew.

 

There really is porn for everything.. esspecially toon porn
http://toonadventure.com/historical/001/003.jpg

 

Who else but the goddess aphrodite :cheers2:




Hotwater

 

jesus, this coming from the guy who started a thread about wanting to have sex with something made from marshmallows??:cheers2:

 

You know, a lot of your pix posts are porn based lol.

 

rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

 

almost/possibly true

 

....only lately.I'm ovulating

 

does that mean...like...you can bend spoons with your thoughts?

 

That was a total turn on. :cheers2:

 

Probably... and they would probably be really neg thoughts- I get really bitchy when I ovulate, which seems sort of counter productive.



- I was totally lying BTW,I was just trying to be clever I don't ovulate till much later this month.:cheers2:

 

What?! You lie to us about ovulating?

 

HEY NOW.
It's a good lie.
Nookie during ovulation equals baby.No one wants that.

 

I did it all for the nookie, so you could take that cookie and stick it up your yeah.

Why no baby?

 

no, some people do

 

I LOL every time- god and to think there are twice that many now.
crazy.







(srsly didy- it wasn't a total lie, I did ovulate a few days ago- but I get weird bitchy when I ovulate and the horny I should have doesn't set in till that passes.so yes,toon porn. lately.
I feel like a big perv, are you happy now. you caught me )