What is love?

I've always said, if you want an honest answer, ask someone under 6. LOL It's true though... they don't try to fudge it up with big words and impressive-sounding sentences. Love is seeing someone on the toilet and not thinking it's gross. That's such a typical kid kind of answer, and it's perfect. Philosophers and seekers should just go ask little Johnny next door - problems everywhere, solved.

 

Why? Does hating children make me a worthless person? I wish more people would be like me and stop having all of their children. There is too many and so I think it is a good thing when someone like me realizes that they want nothing to do with them and vow to never have any.

Would it be better if I pretended to like children and then have some and secretly hate them? At least I am honest.

 

Well I was being a bit sarcastic, anyway there's on thing with not wanting kids but there's another thing hating them.

 

DIDDO I FOR ONE GOT FIXS SOO THERE BE NO RUG RATS FOR ME AND MY children IS MY PET'S SOO THERE

 

love isn't romantic all the time.

 

Well, I cannot help the way that I feel. It's not like I want to see children unhappy or hurt or anything. I just don't want them to be anywhere near me.

 

Just children or do you fear midgets too? I know a girl with a midget phobia.

 

Midgets are fine with me. The size is not the issue. I can't ever think of anything to say to children and their presence annoys me because they are usually noisy and messy.

 

Hahah, I love the way this is worded.

 

antithesis ... you were once a messy and noisy child.

 

I totally agree with antithesis

 

you know what christine... i used to really hate kids they scared me... then i had my own.. other kids can sometimes annoy me but i love my own..

if you do ever have children your tune will change trust me mine did, but i know exactly how you feel i used to be like that

 

it's pretty much a fact of life that while you can't stand other people's little bastard children of satan, your own is perfect. but if someone doesn't like kids, they shouldn't have any, or babysit anyone else's. children can sense fear or loathing, and will react accordingly.

 

I love kids......if they're properly cooked.

 

Your.right!

Ha.Those.made.me.crack.up.man.I.love.it!

 

love is that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you watch your kitten sleepin....lol...mobius is sleeping right now and he looks so cute and cuddly

 

Oh wow, what an earth shattering revelation.....

I know that, obviously, and I would have been annoyed with myself if I had been somebody else. I am just happy that I am past my noisy and messy child days.

 

Yeah, but even if I somehow decided that I wanted to have my own and hope that I would love them, I won't just because I strongly feel that there are way too many people in the world and people shouldn't have as many children. If I wanted to raise one, I would adopt, never have my own.

The strange thing is that children absolutely love me. They are forever hanging on me and trying to get me to play with them.

 

Didn't W.C. Fields have the same attitude toward dogs?

 

love: a mixture of lust and the desire to not be alone