"You might want to put that gun away before the boss comes in... now let me help you load those boxes man".
"Delaunay wake up....damnit wake up........DELAUNAY get your ass out of bed so I can take you outside to pee........DELAUNAY OUT I have to go to work!" Gotta love having a dog that loves to sleep late.
Yeah shit I had about the same thing this morning.... Some big assed thunder claps woke me up a little after midnight this morning and when I became cognisant I realized that the fat cat had freaked and landed her thunderous bulk between the pillows with her cat asshole aimed directly at my left eye. So the first thing I said today was, "What the fuck?".