What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

My wife and I have the we vibe 3 which has a radio control that I use and the other part is inside her. I've had her cumming in dressing rooms, sitting in the food court at the mall, at macys while trying on heels....it's awesome. Last night we were in a clothing store and she pretended to whisper in my ear as her whole body shook and was racked with an orgasm!

 

first time. was in a shed in my Gf's garden. we were both around 8 yes really it started off as a game of show me yours until I touched her then we ended up wanking each other. she might have had a tiny shudder at the end but she did seem wet at the time. 2nd time in school back of class with a very well developed girl next to me. we used to mess around and we started touching each other until one day I found a hole in her pocket and started to rub then finger her once she had cum she put her hand in my trousers and slowly wanked me off . no one ever worked out what we did.

 

I loved it!!!

 

under a blanket in the loungeroom watching basic instinct with my parents when i was younger. just after seeing sharon stone get fucked real hard.

 

in the back of a pick up truck in a car park

 

In behind some bushes in my back yard where I couldn't be seen

 

Bathroom stall at work.

 

Front seat of a van on main street in a small town.

 

BS Alert!!!

 

airplane bathroom

 

I guess that kind of makes you a member of the mile high club

 

Driving home along the M6 motorway near Birmingham. I alternated between wanking and slipping a finger into my sleeping, short-skirted girlfriend's pussy. (One hand always on the wheel of course!). It was a very satisfying but messy orgasm when I came and she never even woke up! By the time we got home, about two hours later, she received a bloody good fucking with me lasting considerably longer than usual thanks to my xxx- rated motorway exploits.

 

Back seat of pastors car with the youth group in it. We were on our way back to the church.

 

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In the car
In the park
In the shed, attic, kitchen
At houses where I've been working
Stood behind my neighbour when she was on My pc
In lots of different public men's room cubicles
Oh no now they are coming back to me, had one actually in same bed as my dad AND my mum on different occasions, when i was sure they were asleep I honestly thought he would never know .
In front of two cousins outside at an antique fair.
In hospital, in shop dressing rooms a few times.
On a beach where I go fishing regularly. Probably a few more...

 

While driving. Came into a take away coffee cup.

 

During English class in 8th grade to my hot as hell English teacher.

 

I guess outside at night

 

In a public Jacuzzi once a long time ago when this hot chick was in it

 

At an Internet Cafe