What is the Person above you God of?

GOD OF BINGO!!!! ahha

 

Goddess of preteens wearing too much makeup, too little clothes and carrying cell phones

 

god of highly enriched uranium

 

kj - goddess of massholes

 

god of blind monkeys accidentally typing braile masterpieces of literature on toilet paper

 

God of U2's suckiness

 

goddess of cool hair

 

goddess of yawns, stretches and cracking of knuckles

 

god of food stamps found on sidewalks

 

goddess of dudes pretending to be chicks but afraid of the surgery

 

Cool roadtrip tunes.

 

God of sneaky little younguns strealing my newspaper every morning!!!!!

 

God of Whiskey and Wine

 

goddess of little balls of poop

 

god of parsley sage rosemary and mimes.... mimes?
that cant be right
**consults list**
sure as fuck is
God of parsley, sage, rosemary, and MIMES.

 

God of strappy stillettoes and false eyelashes

edit:that was meant for Ganja... But if you like playing dress up crummy, I won't tell..

 

GOddess of those little spiny things that get stuck in yer socks.

 

God of the Glory hole...

 

goddess of the gardens

 

Goddess of a small town trying to protect its youth from big city outsiders