pffft!!! I bet ur penis is NOTHING compared to mine. It makes 90 year old prostitutes feel like virgins again :H In fact it's even bigger than a sperm whales' penis...
girlfriend, my penis would make make yours look like a pixie stick! its so big, i have to wrap it around my shoulders like a scarf when i walk! but in the spirit of fairness... 1, 2, 3, 4, I DECLARE A PENIS WAR!!! may the biggest dick win!
im quite diplomatic and don't rush into emotional cascades when im arguing or upset. but i think my best quality or at least the quality all my friends and lovers have told me they admire is my willingness to act however i feel at any time... and by that i just mean i am a bit weird and i know this, but i dont try to cover it around people i just sing stupid songs and make weird noises and jump around and some people find that uncomfortable but yeah it is a really great way of culling friends. im quiet weird though not one of those flamboyant look-at-me weirdos.
I just looked it up, apparently its 2 metres Damn emelia, you gotta cause internal damage with that thing
i am a very peaceful person. have maybe gotten mad once or twice and than quikly made up with the person