What is your word you use to relate to a man's penis?

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  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I agree, I also use:
    wood
    pecker
    penis
    dick
    one-eyed monster
    the little guy
    the big guy
    and for mine: Turdles
     
  2. HippyFreek2004

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    soldier...or a Ken

    Holly
     
  3. ::TheConcreteGirl::

    ::TheConcreteGirl:: Senior Member

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    Usually I just say penis..or manhood lol..and partaining to this penis emoticon thingy my friend usues, I say Thor! :p
     
  4. novarys

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    i say, penis, wiener, dick, schlong (just cuz it cracks me up),
     
  5. Duck

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    I forgot schlong... damn that's my favorite
    Schlong is the best word ever. It is so fuckin' funny. Just say it, Sha-long. It is useless in sentences, 'I have a long schlong', just don't work. The only thing a 'schlong' is good for is laughter. Damn that made me seem like a cranky old man hating dyke.
     
  6. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    I don't talk about dicks a lot, but when I do it's either that or a johnson.
     
  7. crummyrummy

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    I call mine Agamemnon the Conqueror
     
  8. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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  9. crummyrummy

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    Hey thats gonna be my son's name...if I father a male that is.....
     
  10. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    It is a tantric term for "penis"
     
  11. crummyrummy

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    it is a stylized phallus used to represnt the hindu god shiva. I wanna name my son after a fancy cock that hundreds of millions of people worship.
     
  12. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    why dont you name your son "Shiva", then?
     
  13. olhippie54

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    I say........Shaft of Love!!!
     
  14. crummyrummy

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    shiva is not a penis, he is merely represented by one. I will encourage my son to refer to his phallus as SHIVA, THE DESTROYER.
     
  15. crummyrummy

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    Pashipatinath: Lingam temple
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  16. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    bocephus.
     
  17. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I have trouble relating to a man's penis.
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Hmmm. I say pee pee, penis, dink, weiner.......:D
     
  19. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I usually use some silly made up words when I refer to it. :D But when I feel boring, it's just penis, or dick.
     
  20. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    What is your word you use to relate to a man's penis?
    __________________________________________

    Brother, Father, Uncle, Cousin (Pick one)
     
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