I agree, I also use: wood pecker penis dick one-eyed monster the little guy the big guy and for mine: Turdles
Usually I just say penis..or manhood lol..and partaining to this penis emoticon thingy my friend usues, I say Thor!
I forgot schlong... damn that's my favorite Schlong is the best word ever. It is so fuckin' funny. Just say it, Sha-long. It is useless in sentences, 'I have a long schlong', just don't work. The only thing a 'schlong' is good for is laughter. Damn that made me seem like a cranky old man hating dyke.
it is a stylized phallus used to represnt the hindu god shiva. I wanna name my son after a fancy cock that hundreds of millions of people worship.
shiva is not a penis, he is merely represented by one. I will encourage my son to refer to his phallus as SHIVA, THE DESTROYER.
I usually use some silly made up words when I refer to it. But when I feel boring, it's just penis, or dick.
What is your word you use to relate to a man's penis? __________________________________________ Brother, Father, Uncle, Cousin (Pick one)