what kind of jobs do you have?

nothing


job = work AND work + human interaction = fail

 

I work in a law firm but only part-time because I'm also a student.

 

The Worlds most dangerous Job (acording to the Discovery channel), other wise known as Alaskan fisherman.

 

amateur pharmacologist

 

That's pretty cool.

 

I fix cars

 

i get raped by bar owners and drunkards
repeatedly
i like the pain

 

I work Maintenance at a printing shop. I like it because everyday is something new. One min. I'll be doing repairs on a $10 million printing press, and the next I'll be fixing drywall in the front offices. Then some days I'm just waiting around for something to break.

 

I feed the elderly. Because that's the majority of our customer demographic.

 

I grow ferns.

 

i'm still not sure what i wanna be when i grow up...

 

I know I sure as hell don't want to work at Dairy Queen when I grow up.

 

every time i see a DQ i think of you... but i imagine you're doing something naughty there... like putting a booger in a shake.

 

Ugh, I can honestly say I've seen SO many disgusting things happen to people's food, but I have never been involved. I believe karma will kick my ass if I do.

 

I teach martial arts, work the front desk at a gym, and do personal training at another gym.

 

I'm a bouncer and a security guard.

You see all sortsa things

 

At my old job this kid I worked with ejaculated in a customer's sandwich. He didn't even get fired, just a 2 week suspension lol.

 

uke:
I was just biting into a sandwich when I read this.

 

I am independently sufficient without employment. And totally OK with it.

 

Too many episodes of Friends made me think, for a second, this was cool.

I'm just your average crime fighting superhero stroke pirate.
What can I say? It pays the bills.