what kind of toys do ppl use

Texas and yes that is an official law. If I ran a sex shop in Texas I would run a Felony Special buy 4 and get the 5th free.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Homosexual conduct is also illegal in Texas.

 

Pretty sure it's true.

I have NO patience to read this crap, but I just found this with a quick google:

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm

May not be in there, and it may have been overturned in 2008 when texas lost the moral battle to keep sex toys from being legally sold....

 

:leaving:

http://youtu.be/TdWIJvmcdGw

 

I presume that's somewhere in the Bible Belt?
I'm surprised you Americans tolerate such ridiculous laws in the supposed 'Land Of The Free'.

 

The moralist simply counters there is no law against goodness. Pucker up.

 

At any rate I heard muddy pond bottoms put up quite the suction when plunged.

 

it's not like those laws are enforced. they were just so ridiculous that people never followed them and nobody ever bothered to change them.

 

This thread reminds me of something that was used in the movie, 'Keep The Faith.' Jenna Elfman wore a beeper set to vibrate strapped around her upper thigh at work. Ben Stiller would call the number from time to time and she would get turned on. That part of the movie really turned me on that's for sure.

 

How can you know what is and what is not if you don't read? I read it and I saw absolutely nothing in there about women and sex toys.

 

It actually doesn't refer only to women. It applies to "a person", which could be male or female.

There are adult stores that sell dildos and artificial vaginas, but they sell them as "novelties" instead of sexual devices. One Texas town recently enforced the Texas law to shut down an adult video store: http://www.newschannel10.com/story/...rows-over-adult-novelty-store?redirected=true

 

Ive heard mason jars are awesome

 

I use my wife's vibrating dildo up my ass. Damn it feels good. I'm too chicken shit to ask her to do me with a strap-on, so her vibe is the closest I'll get.

 

That is repulsive.

Another reason not to own a dildo.

Your husband might cover it with his feces.

 

Me and my girl have our own toys!

Plus, the dude could be washing it with anti-bacterial soap..

 

If you had a vagina you might not trust your chicken shit husband's standard of cleanliness

That just sounds like a recipe for a nasty infection

 

:rofl:

Poor fellow.
You're ruthless. :love:

 

I didn't say that's the law.

That's just one that a quick google turned up on sex toys in texas.

Guess I heard wrong. Maybe this will show you why I believed it about my state:

http://www.britsinamerica.us/games/texaslaws.php

being a texan, I recognise some of those as being slightly inaccurate or imcomplete: the real things are even sillier. I think the wire cutter law specifies one of your rear pockets, for instance. Lots are hold overs from particular events or cultures that the texas lawmakers wanted to crush, such as the illegal to give kids an unusual haircut law. Lots are anti cattle rustling (like the wire cutter one, it's also a felony to own a "strait brand", because you can alter someones cattle brand pretty easily with one. The thing is, a strait brand is about any piece of metal with a T or L shape) lots are anti native (I think the whole shoot a buffalo thing) some are to manipulate business (I think, the train stalling one) and more.....

So yeah, it's generally a corrupt fucked up state with in your face laws about all sorts of things.

Barefooters will also rage at that list.

 

toys have never appealed to me.

i cannot believe some of the shit that is out there though

 

best butt fuckers in the things I make myself.. One the best toys isnt even a toy its a Stanley hammer. https://www.macbuildingproducts.com/images/14HAMCLAWSTAVIBE.gif
its weight keeps it from moving, between couch cushions. and it has a perfect angle to hit the make G/ prostate.. Many time my wife .shes small we build a mountain with some more cushions,she saddles me while I slip the handle in my ass, and I =can lift her and get good motion slip with the handle cause it dont move. Sometimes I put the claw end the bed frame, we move down there to fuck, claw end keep it still.. Feels great.. But I dont like slamming the rectum all the time cause it looses it pleasure some over doing it..