What makes you horny?

A dick in a box

 

Things that make me horny:

red wine on the breath of a woman
garlic on the breath of a woman
watching a woman eat a ribeye steak
watching a woman drink beer (real beer, not Miller Lite or Mick Ultra, etc. I'm talking Sam Adams or a German Import or something)
watching a woman drink Tequila, Scotch or Bourbon straight
women with large noses
women with full, thick lips
tall women
women with long, black (or very dark brown) hair
curly hair
red hair
women with very large breasts
women with large aerolae
tanlines
hairy pussies
big pussy lips
retro lingerie (girdles, garters,etc.)
See through negligees
black Victoria's Secret Bra and panties
summer dresses
baby doll dresses
evening gowns
tight sweaters
early 1960's womens' hairstyles
listening to a woman pee
Nigella Lawson
Bollywood actresses
Sophia Loren
the smell of women's panties after they've been worn all day
women cooking in the kitchen with an apron on.

 

tits, ass, short skirts, flowered panties, hose, muscle guys, chicks eatin ice cream, dudes in the sauna, guys/chicks tht like it rough n natural, free lovers, quiet a lot!!

 

bikes, hamsters, sound of a bell, locomotive, dog poop, booger in the wall

 

loads of things nipples sucked, name calling, flirting with another man in front of my man, being kissed on the neck, being fingered in public the list is endless

 

It would be great to finger a woman in public.

 

so do it,

 

Will need to find a woman who would let me do it.

 

that cant be hard there must be loads of willing women out there

 

I guess I need to keep looking.

 

it is hard to find someone who is into the same things, my partner was very shy, now theres no stopping him, but its taken years to get top this point

 

I feel like woman would be more hesitant than a guy would be to do those type of things in public.

 

most women would be hesitant but start slowly helps, doing it indoors with curtains open, then your own garden, then out in the car and just build up