What positive shit happened today?

holy hell pandy you have dunlops for feet

 

sweet


today i got a shower..that felt positive haha

 

Me and the lil one had a wonderful mommy-daughter sort of a day. We went and got mani's and pedi's. Then we went to the hair salon and she got her hair done up nice. Then we went and got our pics done. They turned out sooooooooo friggin cute! Then we went out to lunch...her favorite...mongolian BBQ. yum yum ooodles of noodles.

 

that sounds great! bet she was a happy gal after that im going to enjoy doing those things with my littly me thinks YUM mongolian bbq. so yum. im going to attempt replicating something mongolian tonight in my dusty cobwebbed kitchen- you have inspired me! now how do i turn on the stove!

 

For Gods Sake Woman Get A Grip On Yourself, Stoves Were Never

Meant To Be Used For Cooking, My Oven Is Chockers With Cooking

Utensils That Still Have The Brand Label And Price Tag On Them.

Don't You Have "Take Outs" Where You Live...?..

Stoves Are Only Designed To Be Used In Dire Emergencies, For Example

If A Major Earthquake Hits Your Town, And The Takeouts Are Damaged

And Can't Operate For A Few Hours.



Cheers Glen.

 

I enjoyed the baby days but honestly Im enjoying the stage she's at now [age 6] so much more!!!! Having an older child rocks! You just have so much more freedom to do things and expose them to things ya know?! Did ya figure out the oven? lol

 

your too cute Glen :]

 

ah yes. the oven. well actually- it took me for frucking ever to figure the sucker out when i first moved here- its a 'touch-top' meaning you have to just touch the little symbols to turn it on- what the hell- i was almost ready to bust out the old bunsun burner before i figured it out-
glen- i like your style- teach me sensei....

 

im actually really excited for scar to get to that age! it seems im forever telling her off at the moment... it breaks my heart- its been one hell of a terrible 2s experience... kindy starts soon! woop woop! shes gonna have a blast

 

I need to agree with mandy... my kids are now 4.5 and 3 and they are awesome. So much more fun to take them places and do things more... For instance, on Friday afternoon we went for a walk downtown and ended up on some walking bridges that go over top of traffic. My two turds waved at vehicles for 20 minutes. The smiles on the people waving back made my entire week. So much joy over something so simple. =) =) =)

More on topic..

Three weeks cigarette free. I even drank on Fri night and didn't have a smoke. THis is f'ing awesome!!!

 

Double post... but I need to add this... All week I have been concentrating on attracting a job. Well... on Friday night I met a girl who did the exact same university course as me. She has been living in my city for 3 years and said she could get me a job where she works (at the community college). Yahooo!!! So as long as I didn't scare her into thinking i'm too freaky, she'll accept my friendship on facebook and hook me up! Great weekend!!!!

 

Aww mandy and daisy that is so sweet! If I ever have kids, I'd be terrifed of the terrible twos xD But both me and my partner are really quiet, so i hope.. y'know.. our possible offspring will follow suit!

Buttons, that cooker does sound confusing 0o When I moved into this house, half of the numbers on the dials had been rubbed off so I had to write them back on with a marker!

 

the two cousins i'm living with at the moment are 2 and 7. i have so much more fun with the 2 year old. no terrible two in sight! she's just so damn cute!

 

sweet baby jesus i found something that is bound to make me happy for the rest of my life
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hahahahahahhahahaha sunberry that is the freakiest thing i've seen in ages! awesome!

 

you fapped

 

wtf lol

anyway, this morning was pretty awful. this sort of thing doesnt happen very often but i took a load of vicodin and drank half a bottle of scotch at a friends house last night. I cant remember how i got home and i woke up with blood all over my foot. looks like a cut my toe.

work was hell, i was hungover.

the positive part - i got to have breakfast with a cute and funny friend of mine. scrambled eggs and coffee, it was golden. beautiful morning as well. we just sat by the window and stated out at the world as it came to life.

 

I get to skateboard with the two boys that I babysit. Today we killed two hours and the only person who got hurt was me .
It's gotta be the most awesome way to make $20/hour ever...

Later I bombed down a moderately sketchy hill that I've never even seen before on a golf course pathway during dusk... My friend ate shit, but he did it into the grass so he was fine.

 

bombing down hills is awesomesauce.

do you know what else is awesomesauce? a friend told me that in some south american country they say "how's the sauce?" instead of "how are you/ howzit going/ what's up?". obviously they say it in either spanish or portugese. and even if my friend was lying/ wrong it's still awesomesauce. up there with/ possibly better than 'what's the craic?"

also awesomesauce is saying "how's the sauce" as a way of enquiring about the 'talent' in the vicinity. an appropriate response would be pointing to a very sexy person any saying "they brought the sauce"

sauce is one of those words that gets really really weird after you say it about 10 times.

 

sauce! thats totally awsome!
another word that gets weird is fork. even weirder when you say it in different accents-