I'm writing by hand! Haaaaaaaaaa! Did you grab my ass? Hayden Thane Remori. That sounds nice. Also sounds like Joey's (from friends) name in Days of Our Lives. Dr. Drake Remor...ay? I don't know how to spell. But, whateva. I'm using that. Thanks brudaah! Or, if you (or anyone else) think of something that has a better ring to it, let me know I'll be sure to send you a copy when I'm done Oprah? Yes! I'll be known to middle-aged woman everywhere!
Whenever oprah has an author with a new book that she puts on "Oprah's book club" it goes straight to being a best seller the next week, oprah has special powers.
Gilgamesh went to the Underworld to find Enkidu.....or, hmmm....maybe you could do something with anagrams.....
That's true. But do I really want to be an Oprah's book club author? Oh shit. Good idea! I never though of anagrams