What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

Become a registered nurse and take over my job..

 

marry a lesbian with a huge ass pair of holes in her earlobes

 

Give me $400 worth of sandal wood and nag champa incense

 

buy me a beer at the hotel..

 

Make it clear to me that everything's going to be all right.

 

Go standing in a crowdy play with a board around his neck
and shouting:
the end of the world is coming!!!

 

Hug someone random on the street!

 

Will not be surprised when I hug him

 

do the shopping for me..

 

Will love me, as i love them.

 

get an enima

 

will get a splinter in his right index finger..

 

go to the zoo

 

buy a plastic replica of a cougar eating a zebra

 

Wear a garter belt

 

eat a lion

 

blow a kiss to a policeman

 

get his hair dyed green

 

Take the first plane to Siberia

 

have their bowels open at 7.44am..