What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

learn to walk on his toes, and do it everywhere he goes from now on.

 

Make a Life goal, Whine at how hard it'll be, Revert to lounging on the couch, standing up suddenly in the hope you figured out how to do it easier, Then try it and end up eating Pie, Because Pie is the answer to everything..

 

You should go to CBGB's... Then you should ride a unicycle home wearing a funky top hat. When you get home, you're going to think how awesome you are for what you just bought, Then, You'll have a peice of cake.

 

buy a bowling ball for a homeless person.

 

kiss his boss..

 

describe in 25 words or less the impact the zipper has had on humanity, with special emphisis being paid to interstellar space travel

 

milk 7 cows..

 

rent a car

 

paint his nipples green

 

put snail bait on the garden..

 

Rub down a zebra with sex wax.

 

look through the phone book and highlight every body named Gary or Shauna

 

Fill a car with crutons.

 

clean his toenails..

 

Rob a carwash.

 

carry less than 15 dollars cash on his person

 

Eat some ice cream.

 

start a hubcap collection

 

Light a tree.

 

create a diarama about Texas