What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

draw her selfportrait using my new crayons

 

write a poem..

 

teach a dog to spell.... and then sell it to me for 10 bucks

 

clean her windows

 

Go to a shop & ask for something Made up like Scnerpals
& try to describe it

 

lol! "Well.... they're kinda small... and round..."

go to the mall and pretend you're a mime

 

you must go choke a smurf to see what color he turns

 

make up a stupid song about smelly cheese

 

help me pack my bags! *puppy dog eyes* pretty please! lol

 

Pack her own bags.

 

damn.. it was worth the shot lol

call up an old friend

 

Name all her toes.

 

i tried that once.. when i had 5 left i couldn't think of any more names..

finger paint

 

Brew a batch of moonshine in your bathtub. Or an old shoe.

 

i'll take the shoe

watch the cartoon network in his underwear

 

Oooooo, eerie, I'm watching Sealab 2021 right now. In a thong. Eh? Eh?

Well.. no. Actually shorts. But I do have a wedgie.

 

hmm.. i liked the thong better.. cause as you know, only true men wear thongs!
well, no.. but whatever

so tomorrow i suggest you should put your thong on and go watch Finding Nemo haha

 

Men's Thong = Banana Hammock

paste on bushy eyebrows and walk around doing a groucho marx impersonation

 

marry a banjo player

 

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