What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

Open session for Congress

 

nominate and elect a new supreme court Justice

 

Be the nominated and elected Justice

 

Golf with Michael Jordan

 

have sexual relations with TheMistress

 

win the super lotto

 

Become an Elvis impersonator

 

sail across the atlantic on a ship made entirely of chicken bones

 

Conquer Sweden

 

Frolic in a bloody meadow full of bodies, humming Ode to Joy.

 

stand in front of a train n dare it to squash him ...that was fer nakie u should eat a ruben on rye and have a selser

 

Stand on the roof of a Starbucks and piss on people as they come out.

 

spy on Meg Ryan in the shower

 

with luck i could muster up a bowell movement too drop on em ...

 

free willy

 

Lube up and enter Mr. T

 

Admit that he's really the guy in his sig.

 

make a peanut butter and fried banana sandwich

 

Do the Hokey Pokey

 

finally tell her neighbor what she really thinks of his lawn furniture.