What the FUCK is wrong with me?

he's way too tight for my huge schlong......i'd rip him to shreds......of course, maybe he's into that kind of thing

 

have you ever had a fecal impaction in your dickhole from too much butt pounding? apparently not, if you are into pussy pounding. there is nothing like it.

 

well I'm sure ganja's ass is petty tight.:H

 

HA! thanks for making me laugh.....

 

What the hell are you talking about? Dude, get a grip.

 

did she ever tape the razor blades to her tongue for you?

 

Um, okay. I'll take your word for it as you live with anxiety.

 

I was the one who got her started with it...... ever since then, assholes everywhere have been turning up sliced all to hell

 

I would invest more time in my responses to you, but to be honest, you're just not worth it.

 

Oh man, you know how to lay it on thick, don't you?

 

well questing400 it looks like you brought our little guy back from the land of happy.

 

Oh jester, you know we all love it when you're feisty!

 

It was only a matter of time. And it was bound to happen. The kid's manic depressive.

 

You keep that thing in your pants bud.

 

can you draw a diagram of this?

 

Oh, well, my husband and I have already done that position many times.

And stop your potty mouth talking with me young man!

 

you remember that time i pooped and then ate it, and you yelled at me?

 

Yes, actually, I do remember that. I asked you why you like to eat crap.

 

Let's do a quick post count - it seems you're up by about a 5 to 1 ratio. If I spend a lot of time, how would you describe the amount of time you spend?

 

and I said it was because Alex always touched my testes when I munched on it........