what the hell is up with security

you know waterdreams, crummy is a seeman, ain't nothing hotter than that

 

i can think of a few things...

 

ouch....Ima go cry in my corn flakes now....

 

just think of him there in times square with his uniform on making out with an army nurse, you've got to admit it, that would be hot

 

i bet i am one of them that comes to mind...

 

ahahhahahaa oh man...im more into the skinny rock 'n' roller looking boys with tight pants...leather jackets are a plus as well.

 

It's alright crummy, I still love ya, even if you aren't gay

 

I was going to agree with you...up until the leather jackets part.

 

i eat cow, might as well wear it.

and ionno...crummy would be more of a drinking buddy.

 

yeah...I get that alot

 

it's not meant to sound bad luv.

 

oh, from you it doesnt...but sometimes even Crummyrummy likes to hook up....

 

doesn't everyone?

 

well y'know crummy being "drinking buddy" isn't bad, you get them drunk and they don't know whats going on....those are always the best girls too, the ones who don't know whats going on..i say hey mom, this is my girl, she doesn't know whats going on, and my mom says "I like her sweater honey, good choice, what does she want for dinner?"

 

I'm a skanky homo when im drunk.
actually im bi when im drunk, isnt everyone? ..nevermind.

 

hey...did I ever meet your mom?

 

I don't know, well she's really fucking nasty, to the point where you think "damn I hope that disgusting slug of gadamn bitch never procreates," and she's REALLy slutty, I'm serious, no one knows who my real dad is, but there are like 4 canidates...anyway, with you being a sailor and all, you probably do know candy lynn jr.,

 

I think you've all been listening to too much of The Thompson Twins.

 

Whozat?

 

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